Personal Preferences
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- mattyd
• I won't give money to bums who a) are fatter than me and b) are wearing better sneakers.
• I don't like people sitting next to me in the two seater rows on the bus. if its a crowded bus, thats one thing, but on a bus that has other seats open, and you sit next to me, im gonna act weird until you move.
• If we are talking on the phone longer than 5 minutes, I am going to make up same lame excuse as to why I have to go. Phone calls should last no longer than 5 minutes.
• You will end up with broken teeth if you ask me to say 'Park the car in the Harvard Yard.'
• If we are playing basketball and you are the guy who calls lame fouls, you are getting drooped on your next lay-up attempt.
• One out of every 3 telemarketers that calls me is geting fucked with.
• If you're the guy who pulls out in front of me and then goes 20mph, I am going to tail you as closely and as far as I can. I will also beep at the exact time the light turns green.
more to come...
- jdcomba0
woah, we are eerily similar.
GET OFF MY STEEZE!!
- cosmo0
wats with all the anger bro?
- MX_OnD0
I will also weep at the exact time my boy bits turn green.
more to come...
mattyd
(Aug 10 05, 16:36)
- t-bone0
i prefer syrup
- mayo0
you should be a school guidance counselor.
- tkmeister0
i ain't got personal preferences like that...
all my preferences are about women...
- mrdobolina0
I remember when only hookers and strippers wore thongs.
- mattyd0
haha, no anger. just dont be a meathead in my presence is all. is that too much to ask?????
- version30
meathead:http://newstoday.com/de...
- mattyd0
meathead:http://news today.com/depot/memb er/22371-43a61e0b6e4 ae00e0330e1521294018 9.jpg
version3
(Aug 10 05, 17:08):(
- mattyd0
haha, its all good man.
it took me a bit to get that link working properly too. there were some spaces amidst the numbers that were hard to pick up.
but ill get you next time, gadget. next time...