the Hamptons
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- tkmeister
i am leaving to the Hamptons tonight. and taking a day off tomorrow. so excited. can't wait to leave!
- ********0
Dress..... richly.
- jevad0
take....photos
- BonSeff0
waive... to buffy
- rise0
I have your prada dry cleaned, and the phantom gassed up and ready to go sir.
- tkmeister0
i'll take some photos. we are taking surf boards so hopefully there's wave breaking.
- mayo0
pee...on random car handles
- ********0
Key..... Hummers to appease the Hybrid Gods.
- tkmeister0
it's not all that richy richy, only if you want to make it that way.
but, rise thanks for the dry cleaning. i'll put on my matching prada white sneakers.
- ********0
the hamptons?
punch that rich mom and daughter from that reality tv series in the throat for me if you see them.
- jevad0
if you meet a guy called Christian Hansen - smack him in the gob for me and tell him to stay there
- mayo0
what do you mean it's not "richy richy"? it's got the word HAM in the name! you know it's a rich town if pork meat constitutes part of the name.
- jevad0
ahahhahh
- ********0
and TONS means theres TONS of it!
- tkmeister0
so hamptons really means tons of ham?
now i got it.
alright, so i'll do my best to vandalize hambees and rich people's houses.
- fake_it_up0
the hampty hamps suck......
- grayhood0
what do you mean it's not "richy richy"? it's got the word HAM in the name! you know it's a rich town if pork meat constitutes part of the name.
mayo
(Aug 2 05, 13:48)AHH... Yes i rember fondly my summers in Old Baconshire. Golly good romp.
- cosmo0
can u do a favour for me?
baseball bat + windows of rich ppl = happiness.
- Point50
don't forget your white on white in case Puffy decides to do another impromptu "white" party
- ********0
where that pink polo with the collar turned up - so you can prep out and gansta it up at the same time.
- tkmeister0
i've got that all covered. i need to find paris hilton look alike to hang out with me. 3 dudes on the beach with no ladies aren't gonna be sexy.
should i bring on speedos just in case richard simmons throw a party?