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- ********0
swap ye a liter o' insulin fur an ounce o' yer homegrow...
- paraselene0
tee hee, mx likes his green dots to be smokeable.
- ********0
tell ye whit yer nae para
yer nae wrang.
- paraselene0
how goest the reentry into the life normal, mx? you decompressing okay?
- Blofeldt0
Ah the weekend, me and my lovely young lady caught the train to cambridge, it was raining, but we didn't mind because we're so in love.
Whilst there, we punted down the river, had a delicious picnic lunch of pate, cheese sweet meats and fine wine, The we strolled arm in arm until we happend upon an inviting hostlery and preceeded to down 6 pints of snakebite and black and then foud a strung out desperate rent boy and snorted lines of ajax of his bare arse in a skip before kicking him the nuts for his trouble.
- ********0
I haven't reentered "normal life" again, I don't think I will either to be honest,
I found out so much about myself in those 8 short days (also got diagnosed as having ADD - fits perfectly, but nobody had ever suggested it before...)
And quite apart from everything that I learnt about myself, the decision to move to Canada has much further reaching effects than I'd expected.
Life is grand, but nothing like it was before my wee trip ;)
- vespa0
eh? what? Canada? ADD? ajax? bare arse?!
- ********0
pay attention in class miss vespa!!
ADD is what I have, probably since birth, just nae hoor noticed.
Canada is where I am going to be living within 11months
Ajax is Blofeldt's powder of choice
Bare Arse is Blofeldt's favourite surface from which to snort his Ajax.
here endeth the revision.
- Blofeldt0
What's AAD?
Why are you moving to Canada?
Was the trip physical (you went somewhere) or mental (you done gone screwed your head up with some bad acid)?
- ********0
ADD? A damaged doofer?
You poor cunt. I'm sorry to here that.
Mx, are you listening to me?
Mx?
- Blofeldt0
Attention deficit disorder?
- vespa0
i feel like i've got ADD now but i'm pretty sure it's just too much shmoking.
remember all the kids at school who used to sell their dexi prescriptions, will you be one of them now mx?
wait. CANADA? but why?! (sorry if a bit slow)
- ********0
Attention Deficiency Disorder
means I can't concentrate for prolonged periods of time basically.
Told a friend that has known me for 28 years over the weekend and he was "aye, that's you alirght"
Moving to Canada to be with a girl who is perfect for me.
the trip was physical, I done fucking with acid a few years back ;)
- vespa0
aww that's ace about the perfect girl mx, nice one
- Blofeldt0
A girl? Unbelivable, I always had you maked out as a perpetual loner, sat in your flat smoking weed into the small hours, eating Smart Price noodles and wanking over News 24
- ********0
damn Blofeldt, apart from News 24 that's pretty accurate
the Open University maths lectures are just so much more arousing
- Blofeldt0
Ceefax for me.
- ********0
Moving to Canada to be with a girl who is perfect for me.
MX_OnD
(Aug 1 05, 05:47)Is this the one from loot?
- ********0
Is this the one from loot?
skt
(Aug 1 05, 06:00)nut m'n.
That wuz the "I used to do that" blooke from the megaMeet drinks, ken?
- ********0
Is this the one from loot?
skt
(Aug 1 05, 06:00)nut m'n.
That wuz the "I used to do that" blooke from the megaMeet drinks, ken?
MX_OnD
(Aug 1 05, 06:02)I know, I was taking the piss about meeting people on the internets...
Seriously though, good luck with that.