i got bit
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- tkmeister
by a crazy girl last night. damn, what did i do to deserve that??
- version30
bought her a drink or 4?
- ********0
look out that you don't catch the aids
- tkmeister0
i didn't buy her drinks or did anything. my buddies and i sat down at the table and we were just talking. she was at the table across.
she looked at us for like ten seconds, then came over. she sat on the empty seat at our table and kept looking at me. then before i knew, she was on my lap and trying to make out!!!
i knew she was so drunk and not particularly attracted to her. so i tried to push her away. then she started kissing my neckline and bit me!
i managed to get her on her seat, then she moved on to another guy and tried to do the same.
drunk girls. nothing but a trouble.
- Jnr_Madison0
Spit roast party gone wrong?
- jdcomba0
bitches are scandelous, particularly the vampire kind!
- Fariska0
It's a Klingon habit. The woman bites the chosen male, and then they have wild sex
- ********0
haha fariska.
- tkmeister0
i missed out on the wild sex part... bummer.
- Fariska0
did you scream like a deadly wounded board?
This is the key.
- watermelon_kid0
dude u shoulda taken her home and had your way with her, and made sure you rocked her ass so hard that she had trouble walking the next day - teach her a lesson that theres nothing to gain from getting drunk in a public place.
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