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- ********0
He is here on this earth for one thing - to serve human kind and ease the suffering of others.
*weeps
- kelpie0
He would have helped you battle the squishy worms guy Para. Steve hates a bully.
- paraselene0
i see.
*backs out of thread cautiously
**turns and runs as thread blows up in a spectacular display of hollywood pyrotechnics
***narrowly escapes the inferno by throwing herself into the reservoir nanoseconds before a twisted asteroid of flaming metal napalm flies through the air above her
- ********0
I see you are familiar with his work.
- kelpie0
his Good Work that is...
- ********0
his Good Work that is...
kelpie
(Jul 27 05, 02:52)He does not do any other kind.
- paraselene0
ah, yes. you see, i have a father. and this father of whom i speak is a connoisseur of all things segal.
*mysterious sidelong glance
- kelpie0
indeed, if only we were all a little more like Steven....
- lando0
his real name was stevie seagull, so he changed it.
thats true, in a false kinda way.
- Nairn0
I Love to Hate that guy.
"Steven Seagal makes music news with his album "Songs From The Crystal Cave" now bubbling on the French charts !
Be sure to check out Steven Seagal's Online Store ! It will feature a variety of products and merchandise.
Products like Steven's Essential oils and his very own Energy Bar !"
- ********0
Dude while you're at it you might want to get the seal of approval from Segals too. Those birds can get pretty pissy I hear (The Birds by Alfred Hitchcock) so check with them first.