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- saroose0
"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation"
George Bernard Shaw
- ThreeSevenFive0
"Take the time out of your day to get out and go fuck yourself."
- ThreeSevenFive
- ThreeSevenFive0
"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."
- Anonymous
- Visia0
"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius, and a lot of courage, to move in the opposite direction."
~ Albert Einstein
- Point50
"Deeeeeeeeeeeeez Nuuuuuuuuuuuutssssssssss!..."
-Snoop Dogg
- normal0
"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesmen and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do. He may as well concern himself with his shadow on the wall. Speak what you think now in hard words, and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said today."
Ralph Waldo Emerson
- jdcomba0
can
you pay my bills
can you pay my telephone bills
can you pay my automo'bills
then maybe we can chill
I don't think you do
so you and me are through-destiny's child
- ThreeSevenFive0
"The time of getting fame for your name on its own is over. Artwork that is only about wanting to be famous will never make you famous. Any fame is a by-product of making something that means something. You don't go to a restaurant and order a meal because you want to have a shit. "
- Banksy
- JazX0
"I am not a crook"
Richard Nixon
- uberdesigner0
"60 bucks per hour"
- Sonar0
"The first key to wisdom is this - constant and frequent questioning.... for by doubting we are led to question and by questioning we arrive at the truth."
- 2nd-hand quote from a friend
- Bluejam0
"The world’s full of children who grew up too fast.”
Gil-Scott Heron
- Sonar0
" I am a patient boy I wait, I wait, I wait My time is like water down a drain Everybody's moving, everything is moving Please don't leave me to remain
In the waiting room"
- Fugazi
- clerk0
"What does a squirrel do in the summer? It buries nuts. Why? Cos then in
winter time he's got something to eat and he won't die. So,collecting nuts
in the summer is worthwhile work. Every task you do at work think, would a
squirrel do that? Think squirrels. Think nuts." David Brent
- ThreeSevenFive0
"Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible."
- Andy Warhol
- davey_g0
One of my favorites:
"Without struggle, there is no progress."
— Martin Luther King
- tkmeister0
A dog is not considered a good dog because he is a good barker. A man is not considered a good man because he is a good talker.
-Buddha
- tkmeister0
All that we are is the result of what we have thought. If a man speaks or acts with an evil thought, pain follows him. If a man speaks or acts with a pure thought, happiness follows him, like a shadow that never leaves him.
-Buddha
- tkmeister0
All things appear and disappear because of the concurrence of causes and conditions. Nothing ever exists entirely alone; everything is in relation to everything else.
-Buddha
- tkmeister0
All wrong-doing arises because of mind. If mind is transformed can wrong-doing remain?
-Buddha