fatties should not drive motorcycles down the interstate
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- tfsmag
as i was driving to work this morning i saw this dude that must have weighed about 300 lbs driving his harley at about 75mph or so on the interstate...
i was cracking up because his cheeks and his neck gristle were flapping in the wind so bad that he had to keep putting his hand up on his neck/face to stop it from flapping so violently.
i bet it hurt his face, he'll probably show up at his destination looking like he got into a fight.
- nburlington0
i saw a shirt yesterday that said "fat people are hard to kidnap". it was a mall t-shirt but still
- Crouwel0
pics!!!
- garettwest0
I get a kick out of people who smoke on motorcycles. Fuckin a man, you only have two hands, BOTH of which are needed to ride a bike.
Can't you wait fucking 10 minutes until you stop to light up? Man it drives me friggin bonkers.
- paddywop0
I get a kick out of people who smoke on motorcycles. Fuckin a man, you only have two hands, BOTH of which are needed to ride a bike.
Can't you wait fucking 10 minutes until you stop to light up? Man it drives me friggin bonkers.
garettwest
(Jul 22 05, 08:28)Riding motorcycles while smoking AND fucking a man?
- garettwest0
Yes that is exactly what I meant.
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- todelete__20
ok, if fat chicks are like mopeds (fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one)... then what is a fat chick ON a moped considered?!?
- fullerc0
well I really hate fat people that smoke! Come on like your not going to die soon enough already. A few weeks ago I saw this fat chick in a car smoking and she was driving a Star Fitness company car. Oh the irony!
- cosmo0
ok, if fat chicks are like mopeds (fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you on one)... then what is a fat chick ON a moped considered?!?
kOna
(Jul 22 05, 08:42)dyke?
- anon0
they die faster that way fullerc.
- todelete__20
dyke is a fun word to say
- JazX0
if that dude spills and falls there will be much rejoicing in the vulture kingdom.
anyone for carrion takeout?
- todelete__20
i saw a dude once who was so fat that when he sat on the bike his ass surrounded the entire thing and he actually burned his ass fat on the hot pipes.
smelled like chicken
- anon0
yo mama is that fat.
- todelete__20
yo mama is that fat.
anon
(Jul 22 05, 08:53)thats nice
- garettwest0
Anon's mom is so fat I swerved my car to miss her while she was crossing the street and I ran out of gas.
- anon0
roflmao garett! :)
- todelete__20
Anon's mom is so fat I rolled off her after sex and I was still on her.
- anon0
you need to roll a couple o' times more often k0na.
- todelete__20
a buddy of mine and i used to go back and forth all day with yo mamma jokes in college.
fuckin funny.
- anon0
yo mama jokes are the best though.