Took her for a drink on Monday
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- ********0
I went to the forest and caught a chossy.
skt
(Jul 19 05, 02:03)
chossy
(Jul 19 05, 02:08)Aye and it took many visits to the doctor and a lot of pills to finally clear up.
- soda0
Chossy is on 'The Heat'...
- chossy0
Chossy is on 'The Heat'...
soda
(Jul 19 05, 03:01)yeah I know whats happening to me :\ I'm scared, does any ladies want to join me in my celtic melt
- soda0
are you on a lucky streak or are you on a dry patch? If it's a dry patch that will obviously explain your situation. Heavy Balls is a common complaint with men of your age. Symptoms are insanity, headaches, blurred vision, hairy palms and hunchbackedness....
If you are on a lucky streak, well, you are probably just fucking bragging.cunt.
:(
- chossy0
four year dry patch baby, the nuts are = to or greater than the size of pluto :(
Is four years a dry patch no not atall it is = to or greater than being a virgin, I have my man hymen back. :D and :(
- soda0
Dr Soda says yes four years is enough time for the male hymen to return.
In fact it can return in 24 hours if Love Sacks are not drained.
That's a fact people.I know.
I'm a doctor.
*warms up stethoscope
- pascii0
*let's beard and belly growing then
- paraselene0
*warms up stethoscope
soda
(Jul 19 05, 06:18)*screams a la jamie lee curtis
**runs from thread, leaving the saloon doors swinging
- chossy0
* I pure turn round and look at her ass as she is leaving.....damn look at those cakes :D
sorry paraselene
- soda0
* I pure turn round and look at her ass as she is leaving.....damn look at those cakes :D
sorry paraselene
chossy
(Jul 19 05, 06:35)*quielty approaches chossy with his breath warmed stethascope...
- chossy0
the doctor is going to dose me
- pascii0
this sounds like a bad porn movie
* sits more comfy in his chair
- ********0
We'll be making love by Wednesday :D
chossy
(Jul 19 05, 01:39)you're a lesbian?
- paraselene0
We'll be making love by Wednesday :D
chossy
(Jul 19 05, 01:39)you're a lesbian?
uberdesigner
(Jul 19 05, 06:58)for a price!
- chossy0
I wouldn't charge to be a lebsian, I'm into it I want lebsianisms please who is first to be a lebsian with me.
- soda0
I wouldn't charge to be a lebsian, I'm into it I want lebsianisms please who is first to be a lebsian with me.
chossy
(Jul 19 05, 07:14)*drops some bromide in chossy's tea
- kelpie0
hello.
Put ice on it Chossy old son :D
- kelpie0
cos whatever it is, ice usualy helps :)
there you go, problem solved, I'm away off again, bye :P
- paraselene0
sorry there, chossy, i'm hetero through and through.
how's tricks, young kelpie? are you on holiday? if so, what are you doing here?
- soda0
ice?
ICE??the boy needs TCP by the sounds of it!