vespa... nam?
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- CaP
do you have any tips or mustsee's in vietnam? not the classical touristic things, but those lost jewels that i after i see them i could say "now i can die in peace"?
i'm off on the 30th and i can't wait.... YAY!!!
- rasko40
I agree, if you could please email me pics of your lost jewels, I would appreciate that.
- CaP0
u goin' there, rasko?
- vespa0
i think i only really saw the touristy bits, i spent most of my time drunk in various bars with my brother in saigon
we flew down to phu quoc island, which is just off cambodia, that was pretty awesome. hired scooters and rode round the other side of the island where there were perfect white beaches with hammocks strung between the trees and a local kid would cook up freshly caught fish and enormous prawns and squid on a bbq for us... mmm you're making me hungry
- vespa0
rasko is just being filthy!
- CaP0
that island sound nice....
could you e-mail me some pics? pleeeeeze? or link them?
* puts an angelical grin on face.
- vespa0
i haven't scanned them cos i'm a slacker, but you're right i should. might have to do it wed cos i'm not in tonight or tomozza, i'll bump this thread when they're up, kay?
- soda0
if there are pictures of vespa's jewels knocking about send em over.
- vespa0
my jewels do not knock about, unlike yours soda which make a slighly hollow clanging sound when you dance.
- JazX0
the family jewels are a secret dude
- CaP0
cheers vespa, i'll be waiting anxiously for this bump on your family jewels...
:P
- soda0
my jewels do not knock about, unlike yours soda which make a slighly hollow clanging sound when you dance.
vespa
(Jul 18 05, 05:31)vespa you forget our secret pact to never mention my dancing.
or my clangers.
- vespa0
did i say clang? i meant tinkle.
- soda0
did i say clang? i meant tinkle.
vespa
(Jul 18 05, 06:40)I just spat my tea on my monitor.
through my nose.
Ithangyou!
- paraselene0
I just spat my tea on my monitor.
through my nose.
Ithangyou!
soda
(Jul 18 05, 06:41)this is happening to you with greater frequency lately, soda. could we not find a workaround? perhaps you could insert a small, penis-like cardboard apparatus into your mouth after every sip of tea so that when you spit the tea it is directed to one side or into a specially-designed receptacle and does not messily spray your monitor, causing you to say crikey?
- vespa0
heh sorry soda.
can i just reassure any ladies and gents reading this drivel who may have been shocked and dismayed at the idea of soda's TinkerBalls™, that in fact they make a sound as clear and deep as a large brass battle gong, and that all who hear them in the dark quake with fear in their tiny boots.
apologies for any miscommunication on my part.
- CaP0
cheers vespa, that was clarifying and it gives me a warm reassuring feeling in my private parts.
wait... that's not reassurement.
- JazX0
The best gems in that region are from Burma (Myanmar). Nice Rubies and Sapphires among others. Cut in gem cutting sweatshops all over Asia by little fingered workers.
This post is brought to you by Wal-Mart.
- skt0
causing you to say crikey?
paraselene
(Jul 18 05, 06:46)I will thank you for not using that word too much. It should be reserved for remarkable situations such as women peeing standing up.
If required you can use wowzers as an alternative.
- paraselene0
i thought that crikey was the accepted utterance in the event of a woman peeing standing up not for being remarkable but for being messy? in which case, soda's 'tea-pee'-free monitor situation would be analogous.
*sticks tongue out at skt
**hops around pulling silly faces and saying crikeycrikeycrikeycrikeycrikeycr...
- determinedmoth0
i thought that crikey was the accepted utterance in the event of a woman peeing standing up not for being remarkable but for being messy? in which case, soda's 'tea-pee'-free monitor situation would be analogous.
*sticks tongue out at skt
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paraselene
(Jul 18 05, 06:56)...stone the crows.