DeterminedMoth
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- fate_redux
Help me. There is a moth in my room and it won't leave me alone and it's swooping at me like crazy and I'm afraid I might bite it while eating my Pop-tart!!!!
- 2cents0
jeez... you sound like a bitch.
- shellie0
Moths fly to the darkest point... which is behind the light.
Get a magazine and kick the shit out of it. or just turn out all the lights and turn on a hallway light. It'll fly in that direction. I cant ever bring myself to smack at any kind of insect. they really scare the fuck out of me.
- 2cents0
you both sound like bitches!
- fate_redux0
you know 2cents, this was just supposed to be a stupid, meaningless thread. But you always act like a smarmy asshole in threads, waving your tiny dick and trying to be a smartass, and generally embarrassing yourself.
- fate_redux0
I got him shellie, he kept attacking my neck. Eventually I pimp slapped the guts out of him.
- 2cents0
"jeez... you sound like a whiney bitch.
2cents
(Jul 17 05, 22:18)"
- fate_redux0
Get out of my thread and off my nuts.
- shellie0
meh. i'll totally admit im afraid of bugs.. especially big ones. anything that flies.. or spiders.
If its not attacking me, i'll simply walk away. I wont sscream or anything.
But, im totally allergic to bees. So, if one big ass bee is after me, im 3 blocks away before you can say "damn shellie"
You can get moths out of your house or room by using the light trick. fuck those guys during the summer.
- determinedmoth0
Sounds like one of the Lunar Regiment. I'll have them recalled immediately and no.1032 court marshalled.
Sorry about that.
- silencer0
haha
- skt0
Could you maybe do something about no.873? He was round my house on Saturday, drank far too much and kept making lewd suggestions.
I didn't know where to look.
- determinedmoth0
Could you maybe do something about no.873? He was round my house on Saturday, drank far too much and kept making lewd suggestions.
I didn't know where to look.
skt
(Jul 18 05, 01:49)You'll have to forgive that one. Lost his brother recently to a night-light... Tragic it was.
- paraselene0
*grumble, grumble
goddamned jumper-eaters. no offense, moth, but you know how i feel about it...
- skt0
Morning para..
So how was everyones weekends? Apart from incident with no.873 mine was a nice mix of drinking and sunshine.
- paraselene0
mornin' yourself, luv.
your weekend sounds about like mine. i didn't have any moth incidents, but i did have a run-in with a cheeky black kitten on saturday night.
- determinedmoth0
Yupyup. Drinking and sunshine here too.... of course.
- vespa0
morning kids!
the weather was/is GORGEOUS wasn't it? weeeeeeeee i love summer in london
- spongebob0
it rained and I missed a bike lesson.
the weather sucks.
- determinedmoth0
skt. You've got mail.
- Fariska0
So how was everyones weekends?
Skt
(Jul 18 05, 02:11)I was at the beach, and can't stop thinkng to the boobs thread.
(btw, relaxing one)