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- ********0
She has actually left the office to get "snacks"..............
- kelpie0
she's out her skull mate - report her. bloody immigrants...
- who0
One week ago, 2 teenagers called me madam.........And I am only 29.............. :(
Don’t laugh...........it’s tragic
lol
- kelpie0
yeah I get "sir" a lot.
honest.
- paraselene0
yeah I get "sir" a lot.
honest.
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 03:20)it's because of the cravat and the microlight, methinks.
*munches snack, pensively
- soda0
I'm 31.
shuddup with your fuckin moaning pascii!
- ********0
yeah I get "sir" a lot.
honest.
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 03:20)Aye, cutting it about in your catamaran would do that.
- vespa0
bless para and her supersunshiney outlook!
happy bday pascii, don't worry with that glowing skin and youthful attitude you look 27 max!
*waits for swiss chocolate to arrive by post
- paraselene0
Aye, cutting it about in your catamaran would do that.
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:40)HA! i only just now realised when you said *puts away pipe* that you were actually referring to a crack pipe, but i've got this vision of you with a pipe like my grandad had and perhaps some berry-flavoured tobacco. and a cravat. did i mention the cravat?
- ********0
Aye, cutting it about in your catamaran would do that.
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:40)HA! i only just now realised when you said *puts away pipe* that you were actually referring to a crack pipe, but i've got this vision of you with a pipe like my grandad had and perhaps some berry-flavoured tobacco. and a cravat. did i mention the cravat?
paraselene
(Jul 15 05, 03:46)Whit?
- dijitaq0
look at it this way you're only gonna be 30 for a year :p
- paraselene0
Whit?
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:49)not you, spanner. kelpie. i was quoting your goodself to illustrate that apparently i'm not the only one who has that slightly wonky aristo-dad vision of him.
- ********0
I'm looking forward to being an Old Man. I'm gonna be right in there with the slippers, pipe, brandy and i intend to a right pain in the ass for family. Further more - I'm going to just drink and talk shit to my friends.
Pretty much like it is now - but with the pipe (I already own and wear slippers).
- soda0
I want to retire and sit in a pub with moth all day.
- ********0
It's about time I saw you in a pub soda.
- paraselene0
It's about time I saw you in a pub soda.
determinedmoth
(Jul 15 05, 03:59)hear, hear!
- kelpie0
Whit?
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:49)what what?
- ********0
Whit?
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:49)what what?
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 04:10)Beg your pardon?
- ********0
I'm looking forward to being an Old Man. I'm gonna be right in there with the slippers, pipe, brandy and i intend to a right pain in the ass for family. Further more - I'm going to just drink and talk shit to my friends.
Pretty much like it is now - but with the pipe (I already own and wear slippers).
determinedmoth
(Jul 15 05, 03:53)Oooh, i'm going to be a right cunt when i'm old. Splapping the nurses arses in the home, pretending to not remember people, stealing other peoples false teath.
Its going to be great fun.
- kelpie0
Whit?
skt
(Jul 15 05, 03:49)what what?
kelpie
(Jul 15 05, 04:10)Beg your pardon?
determinedmoth
(Jul 15 05, 04:10)this young man from the provinces appears to be confused. Perhaps some good old fashioned work on the estates fencing might help him to achieve some degree of clarity. What do you say old boy, a guinea a week and two shillings more for Sunday work, what what?