"cat sacrifice"
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- RustyBadge
Ahhhh the major event of 1989. At least I think it was around then. Late 80’s anyway. "Cat sacrifice" was a game we played to reenact a horror movie, using our pet cat...
The cat is being held by THREE, not two, but THREE almost-adults in my brother and his friends. The cat is being rocked in a “rock a bye baby” stlyey – one man taking both back legs, and two men holding a front paw each. Thomas (the cat) is belly up – literally.
I came over and tickled the cat. A burst of piss erupted from him (through fear I’d imagine, not enjoyment) and sprouted up like a cat fountain. We put him down – he darted off – still pissing. Cue HOWLS of laughter.
I got a bit of pee on my wrist. It was smelly.
This memory was brought back to me today via contact from one of the aforementioned adults.
- paraselene0
ah, the thread so great he had to post it twice...
- RustyBadge0
Aye, I goat an error message, so I clicked twice...
Sorry about that. I am a mook.
I thought it was a tale worth telling though.
- paraselene0
dinnae fret, rusty. just a disgruntled cat-lover, me.
- RustyBadge0
Afterwards I felt sorry for him (Thomas) so I put on the snooker for him to watch on TV. He loved that.
You a London Jock?
- Fariska0
Since yesterday evening (8-10 hours ago) NT is having some problems.
- paraselene0
You a London Jock?
RustyBadge
(Jul 14 05, 02:20)noo. i'm a septic, me. trained by the best in transcribed vernacular scottish dialect.
- RustyBadge0
That's very impressive.
Ever tickled a cat until it peed?
- paraselene0
i am sure it will come to no surprise to you that i have never tickled a cat until it peed.
a cat, however, has tickled me until i peed on several occasions.
i'm rather small.
- ********0
what a strange thread.
- Peter0
I tickled Elmo once. Then he punched me in the stomach and spit on my face.
- pascii0
my cat pissed in my soccer shoes. i can't wear them anymore
- paraselene0
feline urine is one of the natural world's most pungent stenches.
- pascii0
and cats like to piss on helpless house-plants
- CaP0
mine liked to piss AND sh*t on my house-plants.
that's what i call stench.
- pascii0
cats are filthy little buggers who only want food and love from you
- paraselene0
pascii, they are clean!
- ********0
They are clean. From what I've seen of NT cats you all go and choose stupid ugly ginger things that are FAMOUS no less for pissing everywhere. And those long haired ones that dribble....
- pascii0
they are fluffy monsters
- pascii0
i miss my cats, my ex took them with her. the little boy has allready been gone and didn't return to her 4 months ago : ( i hope he's well. the girl turned to the size of two cats
- CaP0
oh, yeah, cat themselves are clean.
maybe it was mine that was spoiled or misseducated and used my house plants as loo.
i like cats a lot, though... but i'm a dog person.