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- nUBBER
Probably done to death but my collection is wearing thin so need to be inspired will start :
why did the rat cross the road
cos he was pleasuring the chicken
( nt rules compatible comment i hope )
- blaw0
What's the least used feature on NT?
The 'find' button.
Hahahahaha!
No? Not funny at all? Damn.
- nUBBER0
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- canuck0
One day a miserable toothbrush sits down and says,
'sometimes I feel I have the worst job in the world'
Then the toilet paper yells, 'Think again buddy!'
- nUBBER0
A man walks into a bar and says to the bar tender give me six shots of vodka.
The barman replies 6 shots! whats the occasion? and the man replies well just had my first blow job.
The barman says "congratulations here have an extra shot on the house!" the man replies "nah dont worry mate if six shots dont get rid og the taste nothing will"...
- HumanMale0
Q. How do you get 40 babies out of the back of a lorry?
A. With a pitchfork.
- nUBBER0
dont know...
- todelete__20
What's the difference between the find button and the refresh button?
You hit the refresh button about a thousand times a day but treat the find button like it's got a bad case of crabs.
USE IT!
That's really not a funny joke. Sorry. It's still early and I need funny juice (vodka).
- garettwest0
What's the difference between the find button and the refresh button?
- garettwest0
how the hell did that happen? somehow i copied and pasted his response in mine and it broadcast!?!
- nUBBER0
thats the worst joke ive ever heard garett ;)