THE SHINING
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- blaw0
*enters thread wearing headgear and a smile.
skirts, you say?
- vespa0
thanks para! that'll learn em, foos got distracted by the light ay! *evil cackle
- gruntt0
*rubs painful bump on head.
It was worth it!
- Drno0
this thread is sinking because everyone is trying to look up gruntt skirt???
what whaa what??
- thismanslife0
So perfect. LOL!
- vespa0
gruntt is wearing a skirt?
thwacks Drno out the way with longstocking mace whilst simultaneously shooting a slightly underexposed photo with her lomo, whose levels she then pushes in photoshop to achieve supershiny loveliness.
oh wait, it was shiny all by itself. ew.
- gruntt0
it's not a "skirt"... it's a sarong.
- Drno0
i thought girls liked guys with skirts??
vespa whats wrong?
- Drno0
grunnt you know its all this james bond stress,
its been bothering me a lot
- vespa0
a sarong eh? haha someone's been paying attention!
psst, can you play the banjo?
- Drno0
ok, gotta head to the bank,
peace to all (takes ax and leaves)
- ********0
use your man goo.
spread it on the photos nice and thick. should give it a nice shine.
- paraselene0
psst - someone just offered me fifty quid for those snaps of gruntt's shiny tool. quick, before they change their mind!
- gruntt0
only 50 quid!?!
- sajets_v20
theres no tool at all, just a shiny smell of piss. Take the money before i change my mind.
- paraselene0
*kicks gruntt in the shin
**forces a smilewe'll take fifty for them, ta.
*aside
i told you to let me do the talking!
- sajets_v20
This thread should have been about baby oil from the start. It's not like it's design forum here. Don't know where some people get their thoughts from
*takes baby-oil from gruntt to give his old tool a new shining.
- gruntt0
sajet... you can just go ahead and keep that baby oil.
no, i don't want to shake on it.
- soda0
hold on theres a photoshop tool bitch fight in skirts and with baby oil and no one invited me???
*Gives disaproving looks at vespa and para