what's wrong with me
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- kelpie0
Para can eat your soul just by looking at you emokid, we have to make monthly sacrifices to appease her black heart.
What you doing next month?
- emokid0
next month i am planning to kill my evil elder sis. and all her look alikes.
- paraselene0
i didn't get that memo. that schedule has not been approved, emokid. you're going to have to file an f-19-b-6 before we can seek full approval from management and then bring it up at the next shareholder's meeting. my, no, i don't think you'll be able to get quorum for that motion until october and that's the best-case scenario, my friend.
*scowls in soul-eating, black-hearted manner
- chossy0
woah woah woah sweet chils of mine watch yourself you don't want to try to kill paraselene she comes back ten times stronger and with many more clones but there is only one paraselen aint that right folks? folks... folkss
*turns round to see paraselenes jaws of death as they chomp through my soft human body aiiiieeeee caneda tetsuo san!!!!!
- kelpie0
*flinches and does the special prayer
- emokid0
surely we can call someone for help. ghostbusters maybe?
- paraselene0
ha! have you tried dialing that number lately? it's been disconnected since ought-two and i think you know why...
- chossy0
did you eat the ghost busters paraselene is that why?
- kelpie0
No Emokid NO! you never call THEM, never, you have to learn the song, only the special song will protect you, and when you wear the robes and give of your own to the monster then you shall be free and only then.
As it was, so it shall be
- emokid0
this is all a truly learning experience. i bow my head in humility to kelpie's vast and superior knowledge.
*sings ghostbusters theme song
- kelpie0
we have your location emokid. Chosen you are - see you next month.
*grins just a little too wide
- ********0
we don't know what's wrong with you, you crazy person. this is the internet ferchrissake. as far as we know you could spit when you talk or have hairy knuckles or perhaps be a bit pigeon-toed or even maybe there's an almost imperceptible shadow of cruelty that hovers around your mouth at all times or maybe you laugh a wee bit too loudly. again, though, i feel the need to stress that we're simply the wrong people to ask because we simply don't know you. if you think otherwise, that may very well be the thing that's wrong with you.
paraselene
(Jul 11 05, 04:09)Oh my god para, your so mean.
Your right though, the internet is no place to discuss things of a personal nature. Well, except for maybe loot.
- paraselene0
oh, hell. in my defense, most horrible monsters are simply misunderstood. i'm not trying to be mean.
if you wanted to know what was wrong with your designs or your code or your .as and posted links or similar to examples, etc. then we might be able to tell you what's wrong with you, but as it stands, there's no explaining why you eat salad or feel alone in the world or can't make people fall in love with you or whatever it is that you're using as some sort of index of your personal shortcomings.
which it shouldn't be.
that's the point i'm trying to make.
- E__________0
anyone care to recap, don't feel like reading the whole thread.
- kelpie0
dammit guys I nearly had this thread killed stone dead.
(but you're right - asking on here will only ever keep you in the dark on that one :)
- paraselene0
did that make sense?
all i'm saying is that there's nothing wrong with the kid. nothing more wrong than there is with anyone else, see?
look what you've done, skt! now i feel like a bully and i'm ashamed.
i'm going over to loot.
- chossy0
ahhh good old paraselene she might be a monster but her heart is in the right place.
*Hands her a hunk of bloody meat on a long stick.
- paraselene0
cheers, hellhound.
*chews bloody meat in the corner of her dank and foreboding castle by the loch, mewling to herself, 'what's wrong with me?'
- kelpie0
ah see all these eons and the monster just needed a hug :)
*hugs monster
- ********0
hi dee ho