Russian Mail Order Bride
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- ********
Anyone have any good catalogs?
- jocks0
No but I know how to get you a penpal, say from a prison?
- Nairn0
Hmm, I signed a friend up to one years ago (like, '98 or something) - can't remember who, but he does still get loads of spam off them.
- ********0
Just take a trip over to St. Pete's or Moscow. Any Baltic former Soviet country, Estonia, Ukraine, Latvia.
Say you're American. Trust me, they don't hate you. That's BS.
Easy pickins'.
Bring home, enjoy.
- jpolk0
i went vietnamese...
- ********0
waiting for a dark one myself. Shhhhhh....... not yet though....
- ********0
do they pay for shipping in Estonia?
- Hym0
Why Russia, can't you make an expedition to the american trailer parks ?
- ********0
hey, there is nothing wrong with trailer homes... add a basement and you have an entire house!
- shaft0
Easy pickins'.
Bring home, enjoy.
JazX
(Jul 6 05, 12:54)
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Eastern block gf expert opinion is always welcome :)
- grafholic0
no, but i kissed a russian girl on 4th of july.
- ********0
dude. first you want to join the military, now you want a russian bride. you have issues. maybe the military IS for you. ya know... shooting at people and all...
- Nairn0
is that a euphemism, grafholic?
- grafholic0
no euphemism. i really kissed her at the drunkest moment of the day.
somehow she has my number and she keeps calling me...ugh.
- ********0
does she have a sexy russian accent?
k0na (with a big fat zero)... thanks for keeping me in check, i better post more consistently...
- radar0
that was very patriotic of you grafholic.
- |oo|0
no euphemism. i really kissed her at the drunkest moment of the day.
somehow she has my number and she keeps calling me...ugh.
grafholic(Jul 6 05, 13:07)
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that's hot
- Palindrome0
if you cant find a decent one, theres always this: www.realdoll.com. She wont ever talkback
- shaft0
I am working on an online dating service for a client.
I know I know, but it's different ;]
It's going to match people based on both physical preferences and Chinese numerology. Right now my backend programmer is studying astrology books and moon phases..