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- spongebob
Inspired by that death thread from tim.
Mine would say
"See you soon."
- gruntt0
i read one in a book when i was a kid and for some reason i have always remembered it. it seriously reads:
ma love pa
and pa loved women
ma caught pa with one while swimmin'
here lies pa
- mg330
"Here lies a hardworking man who got more than 6,000 miles out of the Ultra Tight Butt FleshLight Insert."
- ********0
Mens best friend
- mg330
"Heaven is nothing but a 24/7 rub and tug, and I'm loving it."
- ********0
'look up cause i'm mooning you right now'
- 2cents0
fuck off!
- gruntt0
"hell is hot but not humid"
- emokid0
"who let the dogs out?"
- mrdobolina0
tight butts drove me nuts!
- Mimio0
"I said poker's an honest trade. Only suckers buck the tiger. The Odds are all with the house."
-- Doc Holiday
- gruntt0
last words: "watch this!"
- mg330
It's hot down here with all these fireants.
[arrow pointing down]
- Mimio0
"Step off"
- ********0
Better me than you, eh?
- mg330
"Wishes do come true!"
- _salisae_0
will you feed my cats please?
- jox0
'I told you I was ill'
- ********0
Crack Kills
- ********0
'never play russian roulette with a bazooka'
- tny0
i am timtam