yankin' teeth
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- mr740
I have to get all 4 wsdom teeth yanked on the 5th and thanks to all of my friends I have little dry sockets dancing around haunting me in my nightmares every night this week. :(
- brandelec0
sometimes late at night, you can feel something moving in them
- JazX0
that's what a Brit calls my white teeth and they're jelous, you know the white part and all...
;)
- gruntt0
phantom teeth.
sometimes they'll itch but you can't scratch them.
- Mimio0
By the time a Brit get's wisdom teeth he's got some room, since all his other teeth have already fallen out or broken off into their rock hard roast beef.
- jox0
Prepare yourself for unbeliavable pain, poor brother.
- JazX0
I'zz gonna' rip ma teef ouwt, Ahh donn need 'em. Lumme axe u a qwesthtin'? u be neeedin' yo's?
- mr7400
that's the word on the street... :/
- JazX0
btw, mine were compounded or compacted or some sh*t, don't ever ever need em out. woo hoo!~
*dances through thread naked a jaybird
:P
;)
- gruntt0
if you get dry sockets they may have to amputate your right hand. Don't ask me why, it's just the hard truth. Oh, that is unless you are left handed, then they have to amputate your left hand.
- JazX0
think of it this way, the Toof Fairy is coming to your house. Make sure you give me your address and I'll be sure to dress up like a... well uhmm yeah. 'Cept you leave money on yout table and I'll be coming for it.
btw, make sure you tie the dog up, k?
Good Luck,
- mr7400
i heard dry sockets make your penis fall off
- QuincyArcher0
man, i got my wisdom teeth out when i was 17. and i was back at work as a sales peon the next day...and never took any of the endocet they gave me.
They even shattered one of the teeth...
anyone who says getting your wisdom teeth out hurts is clearly a pretty pink pansy.
- mr7400
JazX, ive heard stories about you. You aren't allowed anywhere near my dog. She's already had one ugly litter.
- JazX0
JazX, ive heard stories about you. You aren't allowed anywhere near my dog. She's already had one ugly litter.
mr740
(Jun 30 05, 12:12)you better B-Wear
- Rand0
good times
- gruntt0
you're right, it can make your weeny fall off AND to add insult to injury you can't catch it because you've had your hands amputated AND to add even more insult to injury you'll have to pick your fallen weeny up with you MOUTH which means you'll be walking around with a WEENY IN YOUR MOUTH and every time someone says "dude you have a weeny in your mouth" you'll have to spit it out and say "yeah, i know" then (without the aid of hands) you'll have to get down on your knees to pick up your, now dirty, weiner with your mouth again.
makes you think though, as a teenage boy you probably tried at least once to get your mouth down to your pecker without success. Puts that whole "careful what you wish for" thing into perspective, huh?
- mr7400
memories...
- JazX0
As usual, gruntt is full of it, having a WEENY in your mouth isn't THAT bad. I mean don't know it till you've tried and plus you can rename yourself to Oscar as in Meyer and walk around singing that cool lil' ditty...
I wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner.. da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da..
- gruntt0
jazx - how ya gonna sing with NO HANDS???
what an idiot.
- mg330
there is no taste worse than that of dark red, blood soaked gauze filling your entire mouth.