NT Asian Club
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- tkmeister0
Please attach your photo to the application and mail to dinky.
- ********0
nude pic would get you better chance
- honest0
hey are bonafide pimps ok to join?
- usrper0
wow, i didnt even click at kstyle. thought it was another math club nerd
- ********0
few qualifying questions
1. are you asian?
2. if no in #1, are you willing to convert?
3. if yes in #2, are you willing to be the token white guy who will introduce white girls to us?
4, if yes in #3, are you looking for asian girls in return?
5. if no in #4, so why you want to join us?
6. is your penis bigger than 3 inches?
7. if you have said yes in #6, you cant stop answering questions.
8. can you name a REAL asian celeberty (no Jet Li / Jacky Chan, Bruce Lee, Grace Park, Sung Hi Lee, Margrat Cho, the idiot from Mad Tv, Chow yan Fat, Harold not Kumar etc)
9. do you know or are you a white girl?
- robotron3k0
well MrDinky...
-1. are you asian?
nope. but i am mexican-american, that should be pretty close though.
-2. if no in #1, are you willing to convert?
yup, but would it be permanent?
-3. if yes in #2, are you willing to be the token white guy who will introduce white girls to us?
well, truth be told, i have a real weakness for white girls (w/big boobs) too, but they don't seem to care for me that much, would neurotic russian girls do?
-4, if yes in #3, are you looking for asian girls in return?
Of course.
5. if no in #4, so why you want to join us?
well, being asian is gonna be the cool thing here in the newar future, and i don't want to miss out.
what say you? am i in?
- kStyle0
do i get a membership card?
- kStyle0
and can it be made out of seaweed?
- honest0
Can we get dental? Or at least free tests for STD's?
- robotron3k0
kStyle, from what i understand, they want to meet white girls. that will get you in the club.
hey, does shopping at Pearl River count for any points?
- kStyle0
i am a math club geek too, btw
- tkmeister0
i am gonna design eatable membershp cards. you dip it in soy sauce and put some wasabi on it.
- ********0
like many other successful minority, i think the status of having a white woman on your arm is a big deal for short horny bald asian men.
- brandelec0
oh man dinky, i was talking to the cutest girl this morning at the coffee shop.. but she's asian so bunk to that
- usrper0
like many other successful minority, i think the status of having a white woman on your arm is a big deal for short horny bald asian men.
MrDinky
(Jul 27 05, 08:37)wtf
- ********0
thats why Usrper, you cant join, you dont share the same ideals
- tkmeister0
Dinky, can you revoke my membership?
I am gonna join NT Stalker Club.
- ********0
holla
- ********0
I'm in as an Honorary member considering my last name sounds Chinese.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- ********0
Dinky, can you revoke my membership?
I am gonna join NT Stalker Club.
tkmeister
(Aug 1 05, 09:52)well NT Stalker Club is NT Asian Club