teh 4th
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- nooner
bob dylan / willie nelson friday night > wakeboarding, bbq, & fireworks the rest of the weekend.
what's your plan?
- bgheen0
Sit...somewhere...hopefully a beach.
Cry into my smirnoff.
- jevad0
drive down main st with a massive union jack covering my car
- skt0
drive down main st with a massive union jack covering my car
jevad
(Jun 28 05, 09:59)hahaha.
- nicko0
drive down main st with a massive union jack covering my car
jevad
(Jun 28 05, 09:59)Don't forget to wear your union jack undercrackers too
- blaw0
picnics and general silliness
...interspersed with reading the online prayer vigil for jevad after he gets rolled by the drunken patriots.
- anzelina0
nooner that sounds great,
i saw willie nelson about 2 years ago? during a thunderstorm and it was hilarious. everytime it would lightning or thunder willie would point to the sky all rock-and-roll.
good times.
- Soler0
Drink. Watch foreworks on the Marina. Drink. Eat. Drink. Pass out.
- gruntt0
beer, food, fireworks, invade a coutry... good ol' american stuff like dat.
=)
- todelete__20
i'm going to be teaching my young cousins how to throw bottle rockets just before they go off.
- gruntt0
nice one kona. that always happens after you've fired off the 3-4th one. You say to yourself, "that's cool. now how can i modify this activity in a way that my parents would greatly dissapprove of."
- todelete__20
last year i taught them how to tie enough bottle rockets together to lauch a g.i. joe into the air.
it was pretty funny to see how excited they got when it worked.
- Soler0
kOna, show them how to hold teh bottle rockets in their teeth, then they just shoot out no problem
- Gorbie0
i thought it was still march.
fuckin a.
- gruntt0
lol!
i remember when i was a trouble making 11 year old my friend and broke the sticks off of a bunch of bottle rockets and stuck them into a pinecone, all facing in towards the cone. Both equipped with lighters we lit as many of the fuses as possible before it went off. That pine cone chased us all over the place. We laughed histerically with joy and fear.
- todelete__20
haha soler. nice.
last year we had a bunch of the little boring stuff left over in a box so i just threw a lit cigar in the box and screamed 'RUN' and laughed as shit started exploding from the box. my cousins love me. their parents prolly wish i didn't teach them things like that but i tell them 'im a trained professional' as i shoot roman candles at their feet.
- Soler0
ever try throwing a full, unopened beer into a campfire?
Better run the f*ck outta there right quick!
We did that shit all faded one night camping-- after 10 seconds the can started expanding... then BOOOOOM- blew the bottom right off and the explosion caused hot coals to fly everywhere!!!!
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[Not endorsed by smokey the bear]
- todelete__20
haha gruntt.
when i was 10 or so i wanted to light and throw a lady finger. first time ever. i saw all my cousins do it so i thought i could to.
well i lit in and set up for a massive throw and 'BANG' it exploded in my hand behind my head. it took me like 20 seconds of crying and fear before i could look at my hand cause i thought i had blown it clean off.
when i looked at my hand and saw there was no damage i remember thinking 'shit dad, you friggin liar, these can't blow off my hands.'
and that pretty much started years of fireworks trouble.
- JazX0
As a kid, I once threw a firecracker into a pipe and thought it was a dud. It wasn't, especially the part when I put my face up to the pipe and it blew. I couldn't hear right for an entire day.
Then there were the time we wold have bottlerocket fights. Literally, shooting them at each other across a ghettofied parking lot. lol so much fun being an idiot kid
- Soler0
it's kinda fun to hold them until they blow, pointing down, toward a lake. Then they go down and down, pop, and a smoke bubble comes up!