Drunken fumble
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- nowherehead
So I just found out that someone beat me to the drunken fumble with the fittie at work.
Gutted.
- JazX0
better luck next time and all that. she'll be coming your way sooner or later
- nowherehead0
Cheers Jaz. Means a lot :P
- JazX0
I did my best decoding your English. :)
- konspiracy0
just brazenly go up and ask her if you can get the next drunken fumble if she's up for dishing it out each week.
;)
At least you got single lassies at your place - count yourself lucky.
all the lassies here are married +/ up the duff.
- JazX0
+/ up the duff.
konspiracy
(Jun 27 05, 06:30)please translate, I can only do so much?
- gruntt0
up the duff = pregnant
- konspiracy0
gruntt got it.
"married and or pregnant"
- JazX0
up the duff = pregnant
gruntt
(Jun 27 05, 06:32)I knew what duff meant, but the +/ threw me
- nowherehead0
Yeah, we're blessed with plenty of honies at my place actually. And only one of them's pregnant. But y'know, this one was special.
In a dirty kind of way.
- gruntt0
to say "up the duff" in america would seem like a sure way NOT to get pregnant.
- JazX0
terrible feeling, seeing someone tag the one you want. :(
- honest0
Jazx, don't you get interns/work experience kids where you are?
- kelpie0
oh christ :/
"can I come up and see your etchings Prof Jaz..."
- nowherehead0
honest; know you're talking, soon be graduation time... slurrp...
- JazX0
to say "up the duff" in america would seem like a sure way NOT to get pregnant.
gruntt
(Jun 27 05, 06:38)you would not get any saying that. "Hey can I get you up the duff"
*slap!
- JazX0
Jazx, don't you get interns/work experience kids where you are?
honest
(Jun 27 05, 06:38)yeah NO, sux... no cutsie interns here with those hot little dresses in the summer. boooo :(
- JazX0
Here's what to do.
Get a cardboard box. Big enough for your head to fit in and somewhat wide.
Cut two large holes into the box, side by side. Put a 'Free Mammograms' sign on the front of the box and wear the box, upside-down, on your head.
That should do it. You'll get boobies in the face and possibly the duff.
:)
- MichaelFelt0
maybe offer her some cash/beer tokens for a drunken fumble exhange???
- JazX0
true
- nowherehead0
Well, y'know, I've been mulling it over. She's not so hot, and there's plenty more honey in the hive.