i don't like GW Bush
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- emokid0
mg33 make that into a song
- mg330
Yes.
- mg330
Another, to GW Bush:
I'll level with you George
as I sit here on the shitter
you've got a country full of people that are tired and are bitter
they're mad about the war, that is still going nowhere
they're pissed because you're careless, you are dumb and they're on welfareSo let this be a call to arms to you and all your cronies,
four years won't go by fast enough - we're sick of this baloney
You feed it to us daily with your lies and propaganda
Who do you think we are, dear sir, some bamboo-eating pandas?
- TheTick0
I like George. He's funny.
He's like the lovable fuckup uncle you always had who bugs you for some cash secretly at Thanksgivnig so he can sneak out and buy a dime bag...or is this just my family? Nevermind...
He's a crappy preznit though
- Tara0
i love those mg33
i'm going to pass them on
- mg330
(This loosely follows the rythm or Johnny Cash's hit song, Tennesse Stud.)
Now listen up Jeb, there's a think I gotta say,
I better be dead before I see the day
That you replace your brother in the big D.C.
With your big fat tummy almost rubbin' on your knees
You made a big fuss bout that Schiavo, where'd she go?
She barely had a half a brain, but who were you to know!
The Right-To-Lifers begged you, "Oh Jeb, please help us now!"
So naturally you caved to pressure, but won't you tell us how?
"Sure thing my friends, this is what I got to say.
Through the power of the Lord there's a will and there's a way
To change this country for the good and for the bad,
And fix all the things that were ruined by my dad,
Yep, that's right, number 41 was wrong,
Lyin' bout taxes and neglecting his own dong,
Because you see my friends, a man has got to know,
When you're all stressed out that is when you gotta go,
Get some lotion and a porno and then lock the bedroom door,
Spread eagle like a housecat, on the bed or on the floor,
And get that hand a movin', work it fast and work it slow,
It's just like modern warfare, you can't wait to watch it blow!Viva la Friday!!