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- Chip0
Thanks folks, some good advice!
Its going to be a learning experience all the way!What am I going to do with this little human when I get home?! There's no manual to read!
I'm Scared!
- son0
PRAY.
My son was premature, born in feb when supposed to have come may...he's one now, THE CRAZIEST PEICE OF WORK GOD HAS EVER SHOWN ME, GIVEN ME TO KEEP.
crazy man
this is beauty,
the more you pray,
the better that child will be
oh
and think of the dopest name for the little thing
my son's name is
Delorian David Son Harris
!!!!!
do yo thang my man
and congrats, happiness, the best of everything to you and your wife.
stay together, pray together...
one.
ps. i think my son's an alien...
- cosmo0
congrats dude.
- shellie0
woohoo chip replicates. a new nt citizen is born.
- arthur0
best wishes to you
You'll be pulling double duty for awhile and your needs will come last. Your baby will need a ton of attention and your wife will likely need some recovery time.
Ask lots of questions. Lots of baby books try to scare you, take their advice with a grain of salt.
Learn how to swaddle your baby, always put him/her to sleep on his/her back, and don't use a hand-me-down mattress or sheets.
You'll learn sleep-deprivation like never before, but it is more than worth it.
- Chip0
I'm hearing you on the Baby books Arthur, they all seem to scare me.
Too much to remember.
I'm going to do it my way I think. I hope!
Cheers!
- iDp0
spank the little bastard right after they cut the cord. I hear this will make sure he know's who wears the freaking pants in the family.
- arthur0
Much of it will just come naturally.
Become friends with your pediatrician. No question is too small.
- Chip0
Thanks arthur, by the way, I love your work.
Fantastic stuff.
- son0
dont listen to anyone, listen to you your child and your wife
and God first if you believe in Him.
if you do that
you can go fuckin crazy like me and my son,
i'm bout to eat me some biscuits and chicken
one.
- arthur0
Thx.
My son is 2.5 now and he's the greatest ever. I hope everything goes smoothly for you.
- iDp0
Son it actually kinda scares me that you have a kid. I'll bet he's your pride and joy though. That's cool. I'm looking forward to having one someday too. Congrats Chipper!
- Chip0
Thanks dude!
- gadg3tg1rl0
...and for goodness sake, let HIM (if it's a boy) decide whether or not he should have foreskin!
Stop genital mutilation!!
- Chip0
Don't worry, he'll be keeping everything god gives him...:)
- iDp0
I heard it from a few insiders that foreskin is the new black. Now I'm just wishing my parents hadn't gone and fucked up, birthing me when the clean oversized lipstick shape was IN. I'm deathly afraid that my penis will be out of style for the rest of my life. :(
- mattyd0
i was never a fan of turtlenecks :)
- designerror0
the only advice i can give as a father to you is be right next to your girl when the baby pops out.
it is THE biggest moment in my life seeing it and helping with it.. and wouldn't trade it for the worlddont chicken out, support her though the hole thing, it can take up to 10 hours, so she needs you there as much as possible!
big congrats, and welcome to the real mens league
- pascii0
good luck chip!!
i wanna be a father too :)
- Chip0
Thanks for all the support people, I appreciate it.
:: still shitting himself though ::
:)