No more fake women
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- snuggles0
mrs.s has the kindness to fake it all the time. God bless her soul...
- paraselene0
mwahahahahaha para!!
stupid research anyway, there are signs that cannot be faked anyway and at the end of the day it's not going to happen every time you want it to, deal with it guys.
MX_OnD
(Jun 21 05, 10:11)all true, too true.
good to make you laugh out loud again, mx! s'been a while! ;)
- ArtDirector0
I thought this thread was about the girls on newstoday?
I kid
- ********0
it's ok paraselene, that one wild night when you came over 50 times. No need to be angry at me. I realize the ointment that was required for you to heal cost you somewhere in the 100 pound range and I didn't help with that cost, but like I told you before you invited me into your gaff, I'm a bastard.
- ********0
mrs.s has the kindness to fake it all the time. God bless her soul...
snuggles
(Jun 21 05, 10:12)HAHAHH ROFL!!!!
- paraselene0
i'm going home before any more of my internet friends claim to have had sexual intercourse with me.
creeps.
see y'all tomorrow!
- ********0
I figured that memory would cheer you up, being dumped by Kuz and all. tee hee
- frankfido1010
I just had sexual intercourse with this thread!
- ********0
I just had sexual intercourse with this thread!
frankfido101
(Jun 21 05, 10:17)I wondered why my shoe got stuck to the floor in here
- ********0
all true, too true.
good to make you laugh out loud again, mx! s'been a while! ;)
paraselene
(Jun 21 05, 10:13)Now that strokes my ego more than any amount of "OOOOH-AAAAHH-UHHH-HUHUH puff pant puff pant UH UH UH UH UH UH" ever does ;)
All the best for the new job!!
- paraselene0
glad to be of service, milord.
ta for wishing me luck! tomorrow is my last day here. i'm starting to get a bit nervous, but mostly it's exciting.
entee ya later. x
- saroose0
mrs.s has the kindness to fake it all the time. God bless her soul...
snuggles
(Jun 21 05, 10:12)lol
- saroose0
girls just need the loving and patience right guy and it all works hunky dory
- chossy0
women have orgasms news to me do they even have sex I thought they were all headachy and pissed off about stuff all the time
- version30
girls need attention to get off not stimulation
women : mental
men : physical
- ********0
women have orgasms news to me do they even have sex I thought they were all headachy and pissed off about stuff all the time
chossy
(Jun 21 05, 10:30)AHAHAHAHAHAHHA
- brandelec0
lol@chossy!
- saroose0
women have orgasms news to me do they even have sex I thought they were all headachy and pissed off about stuff all the time
chossy
(Jun 21 05, 10:30)hahahahahahaha,
i nearly spilt my tea on that one, hahahahaha
- dirtydesign0
That's her problem if she doesn't orgasm. I'm getting mines off, no question!
- chossy0
I had sex with a woman once it was pretty good I put allot of effort into it changed direction maintained speed when a constant speed was needed and was brutish when required aswell she seemed to like it before what I can only describe as going mental she started screaming don't stop oh god I'm going to come with a thunder this is unbeleivable thank christ Chossy is pumping me....then she passed out. I left after that I was too scared to stay the night scared she might eat me.