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- Jaline0
until he hangs himself..
TheTick
(Jun 20 05, 13:00)hangs himself with the intention of killing himself you mean...
- gruntt0
jaline - overly clear lady.
- ********0
Exactly! Most disgusting story ever, but if you were to rape a dog would you really go for a pit bull?
IRNlun6
(Jun 20 05, 13:01)i don't know IRN. when drunk i've been horny enough to nail a cow or two. but when i say cow i just mean a huge pig. and when i say pig i mean a fat lady. so... i have no idea what i'm saying.
take a baseball bat to his privates.
- ********0
KoNa, bro..don't go so hard on yourself...use a wiffle bat on the man nodules if you are into the self flaggellation bit...
- Jaline0
don't worry k0na, I usually never know what I'm talking about either...
- ********0
There's a limmerick somewhere in here:
"There once was a dog raper from Campobello..."
- gruntt0
there once was a dog raper from Campobello
who knew a pittbull that was really quite mello
he said, "oh what the heck"
and in plain view from the deck
he banged that poor mutt's butt like it was jello.
- Jaline0
LOL, how long did that take you?
- gruntt0
about 3 minutes... i'm a sick-o
=)
- kld0
might I suggest replacing mutt with hound, might flow a little better
- gruntt0
only at newstoday® could one get a crit on a dog raping limerick.
- gruntt0
an unsolicitated crit that is.
=P
- kld0
hahaha, this sh*t ain't funny, hahaha,
sick-o
- mrdobolina0
gruntt, that was awesome.
- pocho0
damn gruntt...I laughed out loud on that one. I hope nobody is working on an illustration to go with that limerick!
- JennyMarie0
If I came home to find someone raping my Princess the last words they heard before brutal death by handbag would be OHNOYOUDIDNT
- emokid0
for someone dying a brutal death, you would expect to hear something more intense.
- Jaline0
haha, with the accent / emphazisations and everything
- HRTWRK0
Sweet... I love my state.
Whattheredneckperv...
- Spix0
ha. right next door from me...they sure crazy down here.