Absurdity
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- mg33
You guys have things you say just to ruffle someone's feathers?
Like saying to someone:
How can you be expected to love another person unless you're in love with yourself first and foremost?
- anzelina0
i say everything is art.
then about an hour later i say all art is crap!
- rasko40
I just say "cunt"
- mg330
My best has been telling someone on Archinect (in the good old days of anonymity) that I always tear the last page out of a book so I can make my own ending up when I get there.
You'd think I had cursed at his mother and pushed her down stairs!
- brandelec0
when someone complains about something to me, i say 'ok, uh huh, ok' then i hand them my phone that has a contact name 'SomeoneWhoCares'
- QuincyArcher0
my personal favorite:
"do you actually pay attention to yourself when you talk, or do you just kinda drift in an out?"
- fr0st0
randomly insert
" Some people say they like cucumbers pickled "
- gruntt0
wait until someone has finished some long winded bs about blah, blah, blah, look at them with a blank stare, stick out your hand and say "pull my finger"
- ********0
i usually say 'you stupid f*cking randoman' or 'you stupid f*cking coco_ono'
depending on if they are a woman or man.
:)
- Gilt0010
If I was going to ruffle someone's feather's I'd just kindly (albeit absurdly) ask them to take a bar of soap and their crab ridden ass away from me and go refill their zoloft scrip.
See it's absurd, because I have no idea if their pharmacy is anywhere near where we're standing...
- gruntt0
lol glit.
- ********0
haha@gilt
- gruntt0
this seems like the perfect thread for me to say... have great weekends all!
- Jaline0
i say everything is art.
anzelina
(Jun 17 05, 13:26)same here! Here are some others:
- I tend to ALWAYS be in the grey area of things. I never have a strong opinion about anything, and I tell people it's because I'm open-minded.
- Whenever someone asks about anything (ie. my day, my job, etc.) I always say 'Good'
- After someone talks to me for a loooong time (a full one-person-talking-only conversation), I just mumble 'yeah' or something to that degree after they're finished. I never talk about myself much.
- ********0
yup gruntt, i'm out too. peace!