randoman
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- spongebob
i just read up on the anthology and there was a quote from QBN congratulating randoman for his last day on NT...
is that true?
- jox0
Yep
- save0
- gfro0
save,
only because you used that graphic as a response.
- E__________0
why?
* walks slowly to bathroom to read NT Enquirer.
- kodap0
wasnt that a banning notice?
- woof0
Where can I read the QBN anthology?
- gruntt0
i believe what happened was randoman created a fake kingjulien thread of... less than kj quality... and people believed it.
- _salisae_0
here's the details:
randoman created a profile titled 'kingjulein' and wrote a post extremely similar to kj's. everyone was fooled. nt had enough and banned his name.
then mrdobolina's name turned blue for a little bit.
this was one of the threads:
1.) Who invented the petting zoo? Did someone wake up one morning thinking "hey, wouldn't it be cool to have a bunch of baby animals contained in a pen for children to touch with their slimy little bugger coated hands"? Do kids even like petting zoo's or are they conditioned to like them? Should I mention that I was man handled by a donkey when I was 8?
2.) Pop music makes me cringe. I mean seriously, who the heck buys all of these albums that perpetuate the fame and fortune of a has-been before they even had a chance to be? What's with American Idol, and what exactly is a Bo Bice?
3.) Girls who have faint mustaches and blonde arm hair are hot. Right?
4.) My roommate is getting worse and continuing to climb the short steps that are my nerves, basically I give him a foot and he takes a yard. No, make that a mile. So he's having girl troubles again and in a fit of tears asks me if he can sleep in my bed with me because as he said "He can't bare to be alone". So I oblige and then realize that he had taken it upon himself to spoon me while we were sleeping. If that weren't bad enough, I had to literally pry his fingers from my waist to get him off the following morning. He swears he's straight but is this normal? Should I be concerned or should I let him carry on until he finds a girlfriend?
5.) While sorting through my wardrobe, trying to minimize my threads, I found a pair of spandex shorts I bought at a yard sale back in '89. They still have the tags and were unworn to this day. I'm not crazy about spandex but is it ok to wear stuff like this in this day and age? They were actually quite expensive and I would feel that much more cheated by the man if I just tossed them or gave them away. Should I even care what people think of me wearing spandex racing shorts?
6.) Are you still reading this?
7.) Everything seems to be regulated these days, especially when it comes to expensive services. I mean there' always a utility company regulating life's necessity's such as electric and water. Seeing that pornography has reached a consumption level similar to that of gas or heat, shouldn't it be regulated and standardized just like any other utility? Shouldn't every house come with a Porno-pipe just a dedicated stream of nonstop porn that you can start or stop with the operating ease of a faucet? Would you think I was crazy if I was the first to have one installed?
8.) How come by the end of these lists I always want to insert something sad and pointless?
9.) Some people in this world were best left unborn. Like the guy who works at the Abrocombie and Fitch who is dressed like he just got finished with a Frat party. I mean the guy walks around the store like he's "big man on campus" and we were all in a college dormitory, no one told him that he's in a mall selling grade B sweatshop clothing. Seriously when I see this guy my imagination just superimposes a layer of afterbirth over him. Back to the womb with you!
10.) Wouldn't it be nice if one of these times I had something useful to offer? Ok, ok. Next time I promise.he fooled me too!
- Bluejam0
Teh drameh
- rasko40
randoman was funny. people that took offence are clearly gay.
- ********0
Affirmative Captain. He's been destroyed.
*JazX over and out
- lmao0
he was banned because of his other identity, neostar
- E__________0
... and the plot thickens.
- Nairn0
neostar was rando?
I should've realised that a Matrix/Fantasy-loving CeeBee trucker joining NT was too good to be true.
Dang, Rando's incandescent brilliance still lights these dark NT days.
Or something.
- ********0
the plot chickens?
- ********0
so, randoman doesnotexist. that's it.
- jdcomba0
i don't like neostar, he's way too deep and romantic for my taste.
- stem0
so, randoman doesnotexist. that's it.
Witt
(Jun 17 05, 06:38)Is there a clue in that?
isn't doesnotexist new today?
- ********0
omg,whathaveidone?mefingersarest...
- snuggles0
randoman - doesnotexist = Brad Pitt