MJ trial publicity stunts...

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  Tuesday, June 14, 2004 - Santa Maria, CA

  FROG-G-G! Causes Frenzy At Michael Jackson Trial
  Strangest Visitor Swamped At Press Conference Monday

  Mere hours before the final verdicts were read in the Michael Jackson trial
  on Monday, the strangest visitor to the Santa Maria courthouse during the
  thirteen-week ordeal finally leapt to the forefront, after succumbing to
  peer pressure from animals residing at Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch.

  FROG-G-G!, the world-famous amphibian, was completely swamped by
  photographers as he made his way to the 9:30 AM news conference. Accompanied
  by spokesperson James Makk, the Froggg's highly-anticipated apprearance had
  photographers tripping over one another to get a shot of the world's most
  ecologically advanced amphibian specimen.

  In a prepared statement and speaking on the Froggg's behalf, Attorney Makk
  stated that the amphibian had "visited the ranch numerous times as a tadpole
  and had nothing but fun times while there", and added that lakes on the
  ranch would be a "wonderful home for any young tadpole".

  Froggg is well known for his starring role in the feature film "FROG-G-G!",
  and is widely considered by many ecologists to be the single most advanced
  amphibian alive on the planet today.

  Froggg's statement comes after receiveing numerous messages from animals
  residing at the ranch who felt their side of the story had been supressed
  during this highly-profiled media event.

  Following the not guilty verdict, Froggg treated ecstatic courthouse
  visitors to a few steps from "Thriller" before being led to a waiting green
  SUV.

  Further information about the Froggg can be found at www.froggg.com.

  reported by: Edward Ferrous
  photo credit: End Of All Cinema

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