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- swampygav0
Look mate...It's got a gun, ok? A gun. A FUCKING GUN. He starting to intimidate me with words about my lack of lovelife. He thinks hes so smart. I'm singing while I type this to block out his charming accent. I actually fancy it quite a lot. He's pretty hot for a pigeon. A bi sexual pigeon. a bi sexual PIG ON E
- woof0
Sounds like your pigeon is in for a night of love. Might as well do what he tells ya! A rudeboy pigeon?
- swampygav0
He's rude.
and by rude I mean sexy rude not bad manners rude or horrible personality rude.
hes charming.better get out the vas.
vas= vaseline
DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN PUT VASELINE IN YOUR CAR AND IT RUNS LIKE PETROL!
- woof0
Liquid vaseline?
- swampygav0
yeah.
if you melt vaseline at 90000000000000000000000000000000... degrees fahrenheit you actually can make Natasha Kaplinsky out of it