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- mayo0
Owwie!
I thought of you yesterday while driving home, TheTick. I saw a Tick-blue Audi with personalized plates that read "SPOOOON." It made me realize that if your screen name is the only 'Tick'' thing about you, you're not really dedicated.
:P
- ********0
I have a Tick action figure and I change his position everyday. Today he is standing mightily astride my monitor, hands on hips, protecting me from injustice and sour dairy products.
And my heart is big, mighty and blue.
- Jaline0
That's very.....interesting...
- stem0
If you can't do the time...
Dont do the crime?
- mayo0
Arthur still sits on my computer. Next to Spiro the Dragon and Mojo Jojo.
- SteveJobs0
why can't we just brand them on the forehead? that'll learn 'em.
- stem0
Let's hope women who are carrying one of these have good memory...
otherwise they might end up with an impromptu hysterectomy!!!
Ouch...
- ********0
Hmm. Why not?
- donal0
That may actually raise the amount of Sado-rapes. Some guys dig pain.
not me though, i'm far too busy.
- ********0
A brilliant step forward in perpetual violence and spreadng aids quiker and more effecttively.
Now not only do u have the misfortune of being raped, but you have successfully inherited whatever diseases the rapist has via a nice stream of filthy blood up your vagina(I know I know, most rapists are clean and disease/aids free but still).
- SteveJobs0
husband: "honey, what did you do to our therapist?!?"
wife: "oh, i thought you called him the-rapist..."
- emokid0
lol stevejobs
it would be better if the dervice used an electric shock mechanism instead. it wouldnt be as bloody and would definitely get the point across. no one likes fried balls.
- Jaline0
Haha, that's the point. So they won't try that again. The bloody-all-over-the-place is a little worrysome though.
- SteveJobs0
maybe a tiny tranquilizer needle that puts the rapist to sleep and a tiny electronic device that auto-dials 911 and has the callers info stored in internal memory. and maybe a tiny camera to take a picture of the rapist and have it transmit the image to a public sex offender database. and maybe it could play mp3's too...
- ********0
a bit more education for the black population would go a long way in SA. Some of these guys think raping virgins will cure them of HIV - even if it means babies.
- stem0
a bit more education for the black population would go a long way in SA. Some of these guys think raping virgins will cure them of HIV - even if it means babies.
determinedmoth
(Jun 10 05, 08:35)Yeah, that sounds so simple in theory
- ********0
woah.
- ********0
maybe they could put a bomb up there so when the dude sticks it in it goes off.
oh wait.
- stem0
Got to teach 'em to read first!
- ********0
Yeah, that sounds so simple in theory
stem
(Jun 10 05, 08:36)What would be simple is a few billboards. I saw 1 aids awareness poster while out there - as opposed to literally thousands of political ones.