Secret to a happy job
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- thenuge
i've had probably the best week ever at this job this past week. most likely because I'm quitting tomorrow. This has made me realize that maybe any job could be a good job if you pretend every week is your last week.
- ********0
don't forget to clog the toilet on your way out
- mg330
you stole the words out of my mouth.
- blackspade0
so true
- QuincyArcher0
what worked for me was an entirely frontal lobotomy.
give it a shot sometime...you know...or don't...whatever...doesn't matter...
- thenuge0
hehehe, thanks uberdesigner ;)
forgot to mention...it also makes it better if they don't know your leaving yet :P
- ********0
also it makes it better if you let out a couple poisonous spiders in the office before you leave.
- Tara0
i love that idea.nice one
- e-pill0
congradulations!!!
good luck!!
:)
- jevad0
haha - this is my last week too!
- jpea0
nice!
good luck with it :)jevad, what's the plan now?
(and congrats too!)
- jevad0
all will be revealed...on to bigger and better things!
- forcetwelve0
tie a bag of sausages under the bosses chair - worked well for me once... hehe
- ********0
If your unhappy, don't blame your job or anything else. Unhappiness is a medical problem that can be cured by modern drugs such as Prozac and Paxil. Stop blaming things on your unhappiness and see a doctor.
- eficks0
randoman that's such a load of crap.
unhappiness isn't a medical problem, it's a normal human emotion.
maybe chronic depression is *shrug* but drugs is just the easy way out.
- jevad0
shut up randoman - thats total shite
- tkmeister0
when i know i can quit my job anytime, i feel pretty good. it's what i call Mojo Rising.
- ********0
I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but unhappiness, depression, etc. are all medical problems and not natural. If you are unhappy see a doctor or counselor and start a regimen of pills.
- Nac0
viagra....that will get you up homie!
- eficks0
yeah pills that you will end up taking for the rest of your life, great plan.
- spongebob0
yo r-man you haven't replied to the post modern thread yet