Oprah
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- Gorbie0
don't cut her head off though... she'll just grow two more.
- saroose0
lol. i nearly spilt me tea
- ********0
I can validate that Oprah eats Ho-Ho's.
- Gorbie0
...out of a trough
- mevsthem0
Dr. Phil: May i speak Oprah.
Oprah: Yes Phillipe!!!
Dr.Phil: Thank you Oprah
- ********0
don't cut her head off though... she'll just grow two more.
Gorbie
(Jun 8 05, 09:28)she's like an out of control black starfish that has more power than a whale
- Gorbie0
turn your back on the TV and she'll snatch your head off like an orca to an unsuspecting beached seal.
rrRRRRrooooAAAarrr
- Jaline0
I like Oprah somedays....other times I find the answers to be extremely obvious, which is always the case with every talk show. We just seem to have a lot of people in this world who don't know anything (ie. have common sense), I guess.
- ********0
She also spews black liquid like a Giant Squid and has pronged tentacles. Turns inviso when she wants to and tastes fishy.
- Gorbie0
she's got a giant forked-tongue that lets her punch through the cream filling of two ho-ho's simultaneously.
- ********0
yeah and also she's on the menu at Red Lobster
- uhohseangettio0
Oprah muthafucking winfrey!
- ********0
i put a large harpoon on the back of my 1987 ford f-250 and slowly drive the streets of chicago in her neighborhood hoping one day i will see her and put the harpoon threw her belly.
- ********0
Oprah Dick like Moby. Or maybe I should rephrase that.
No offense, 'uh-oh'
- ********0
i once heard her husband had a bit of chocolate cake on his finger and she sucked his whole hand off to the bone trying to eat every last drop.
he now has a bionic arm to bitch slap her wit.
- GeorgiePorgie0
"Cretans are always liars, evil brutes, lazy gluttons."
Titus 1:11
- ********0
oprah?!?
- ********0
Oprah is leaving that dude for Tom Cruise, considering he is on her show 6 times a year. For f*ck's sake. Yeah I'm going to hell GeorgiePorgie. F*ck off!