may0 r00lz!!!
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- Bio0
if mayo were attacked by rabid ferrets, i'd smack them with a stick repeatedly to save her.
dated a chick from reno once.
she didn't know you, so i let the ferrets have her.
- lifeinbinary0
if mayo was on fire, i'd roast a marshmallow
- jocks0
I had this great response in my head that went like... if mayo was on fire i would curse for not having dipped her in marinade or something, but I can't remember what I thought was funny about it. Maybe I should just leave.
- lifeinbinary0
if mayo was in coldplay, everyone would love em
- mayo0
really Bio? I didn't know her either.
- mayo0
if mayo was in Coldplay, she'd set herself on fire.
- mayo0
like a lot
- ********0
if mayo was neostars girlfriend, everyone would toast her
- lifeinbinary0
if mayo was a man, people would stop asking her if she's a girl
- Bio0
if mayo was a magic 8-ball, i would shake her til i knew all the possible answers to the mysteries of the universe.
- mayo0
HAHahahhaaa
- Gorbie0
haha
then she'd get all bubbly, and tell you outlook not so good.
- ********0
if mayo was a magic 8 ball i'd chop her up and snort her
- gruntt0
if mayo had a liittle booger on her nose i would discreetly tell her as soon as i saw it, instead of waiting an hour and yelling it across a crowded room.
- Gorbie0
rough day at the office gruntt...
:^)
- ********0
if mayo farted in an elevator i would take the blame.
- mayo0
that's oddly chivalric and sweet kOna...
- gruntt0
rough day at the office gruntt...
:^)
Gorbie(Jun 7 05, 11:53)
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i don't want to talk about it.*wipes nose.
- Bio0
kOna, for a main with no taint, you've a remarkably romantic side to ya.
- lifeinbinary0
if mayo was in the meet melissa ad, i would find it a lot less annoying