woe is gee
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- ********0
so can i call your gf and tell her that its on you tonite?
badabing !
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My girlfrend says she doesn't go for asian guys and she called you an idiot and said ewwww.
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Hey my girlfrends not an escort asshole.
- tehgee0
neo STFU forreal youre boring me totears
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dont know what to say to that except, i think i will put you on ignore.
hard to talk to ppl who doesnt have any sense of humor
- ********0
now you get it
ha?AHAHAHAHHAAH
little slow there NeoStar
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dinky... dude I know your kidding man. I've got a rare condition called TOD that makes me burst into testosterone rage sometimes... I come off as a prick at first but you'll get used to it. It ain't from roids either, shits au natural.
Anyway I'm laughing it off.
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o.. k....
*presses ignore..
- tehgee0
hes got a case of the guido™
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i think they are cool guys
you know you met a cool guy when their head size is smaller than their arms..
unless you are Marco, than you are just a freak
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marsha clark is blonde now..
scary...
- tehgee0
apacheeechief
so does this mean that layout sucks?
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ok funny story looking back on it.
Me and my girlfriend were at the pet pagoda in the mall.
she was checking out the kittens and some dude comes up out of nowhere (he was spanish) and says to his buddy "yeah, thats some prime pussy checkin' out them pussys". So this brainfart thinks I don't hear him and shit right?
Anyway, I grab my girlfriend and we follow them around the mall and eventually out to the parking lot. So once we are past the crowds I grab the guy by the seat of his pants and throw him into one of the light poles. and he looks up at me and hes all like "yo what the fuck homes" and I tell him now who's prime pussy? And my girlfriend takes a bottle of wine out from my ride and pours it on him.
Anyway, I was way overboard back then... really couldent take jokes or critisim in general so I'm adjusting now.
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tehgee I like the layout but what do I know.
- tehgee0
guidotoday®
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screw that tehgee
one time my buddys talked me into goin' down the shore for the weekend. So we went to this hellhole called Seasites Heights or something.
Hundreds of shirtless shaved men roaming aimlessly amid cheesteaks and carival rides. I swore I'd never go back to jersey after that experience.
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o...........k..............
*presses ignore very very fast
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Plus my girlfriend tells me that I've been waking up in the middle of the night shouting "Thats my cock, It's my fucking cock" and shit. And I never yell or talk in my sleep untl that weekend.

