at the boozer stories
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- pascii
i was down in the boozer last night at a b-day party. 3 o clock in the morning i was sitting on a table and next to me a very ugly bloke. he was very good at stare at us drunk guys. we were very loaded and had a good time. then my mate left with a girl and i was sitting there alone. then the guy said to me 'there's lots of nice men here, not?' i was like 'yeah, whatever' and then he started to texting like 'i wanna travel around teh world' 'i am the first time here' (yes, yes, me too....) and suddenly he asked me what i think, if he is a guy or a gal. i was looking at him and said 'you're a guy' - 'no, look, i 'm converting' - 'oh' - 'yes, but only my breasts' - 'OH' 'not below the belt!' - 'well, i think that's , err, good'... i took my last sip, stood up and headed very fast to the bar. i've heard many things in the boozer, but that, with all the respect, was too much.
any stories you want to tell?
- kelpie0
ouch! admit it Pascii, you were trying to fire into "her" weren't you? you dirty hound ;)
- pascii0
nonono, i was all paralyzed when i heard the words from his mouth. *shivers
- kelpie0
I did once venture into the infamous Cleopatras in Glasgow (mx may know it well ;) where I witnessed a HUGE tranny being hit on by inebriated office boys who clearly couldn't see by that point or something. It was hilarious, this bloke must have been about 6'6" and 18 stone, and he was fightin them off, the crazy muppets...
My involvment was, um, minimal though so not such a good un P...
- ********0
ha ha - clarty pats. you slaaag.
- kelpie0
ha ha - clarty pats. you slaaag. skt
(Jun 3 05, 02:34)you know I've been in once, and been dragged along two other times and KNOCKED BACK at the door!!! knocked back!? fucking Clatty Pats!! the fucking cheek!!!
- pascii0
haha - let's see what will happen in london on july!
- paraselene0
there's a really great trannie cabaret around the corner from my house, pascii. you'll love it.
- pascii0
i won't like that *yikes! i still feel dizzy and drunk from the night. @.@