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And I know the shelf life of this enitre series is about up. Figured I'd squeze this in.
- spendogg0
hahahhaha awesome
"The movies are for children but [the fans] don't want to admit that."
Oh really? It just so happens that this "children's movie" has a scene where a guy gets his hands chopped off, a graphic decapitation, the wanton slaughter of children (the highlight of any movie), and the coolest scene in any space action movie starring Ewan McGregor: Anakin getting his legs chopped off as his stumps catch fire while his face melts. By the way, if you haven't seen this movie yet, don't read the previous sentence.
- quamb0
yeh i dug it. chop chop.
- usrper0
bullshit. ok i thought the scripts were fairly weak too, but come fucking on, its sci fi. like how he quoted, its for kids. what the fuck is he looking for anyway? i hate people who just obsessively criticize on things that they don't have the talent/ability to do, but still is willing to pay 10 bucks to watch, only to be assured that it will suck, then goes back home and does a moronic website trying to be humorous.
- usrper0
"254,135 dipshits camped out in line for this movie only to realize that it sucks like the other 5."
see? hes a moron. if the other 5 sucked, then why the fuck did he waste his time into watching this one anyways?
- usrper0
"Congratulations Lucas, we don't care about "special" effects anymore."
haha.. if thats the case, shouldnt he be biting on stuff like toy story or something? special effects became an omniscient element in movies ages ago. get with the fucking program.
- usrper0
"or that Sith lords are known for doing things like, oh.. I don't know, KILLING MILLIONS OF PEOPLE."
nerd alert! nerd alert!
hes comdemning others as dipshit nerds when clearly he knows the the whole thing inside out with a passion
- usrper0
this guy wastes his time into writing bullshit about how he hates everything.
ok ill stop now.
- usrper0
on a positive note, this is kinda funny
- Milan0
Maddox is one of the funniest people on teh internets!!
- brains0
I think we've spotted usrper, the angry star wars fan, watch children, as we hack on chubacca..
- bk_shankz0
i think he's commenting on the scavnger qualities of someone like that critic. Its one thing to make shit and its another to make shit off of that shit. At leat the first person had the balls to try even if they fail. I liked the I Robot commentary though.
- brains0
but come on. episode III ? that shit makes shit off it's own shit.
- fate_redux0
usrper, you suck at the Internets. Maddox is renowned for his writing. He is a goddamn e-celebrity, and love it or hate it, he is funny and honest. I can't believe this is your first introduction to him.
- brains0
and we should all know about e-celebrities ! they are almost as important as the REAL celebrities, you know, like, tom, katie, and osama !
- NegativeSpace0
Was a short lived thread about this yesterday.
- usrper0
ok. i admit i suck at teh interwebs.
but so youre telling me to respect him cus hes "renowned" and a "e-celebrity".
i havent read all the other articles, but i hope you understand what i was trying to point out.
- usrper0
oh and im not a star wars fan at all. never was and prolly never will.
- jevad0
bloody hell i linked this yesterday and there's already a thread on it!
- pwang0
dont turn yourself into the dark side
- fate_redux0
I like e-celebrities a hell of a lot more than the "real" ones. I'd rather have a beer with NoPattern or Jevad or Maddox any day over Tom "Scientology" Cruise.