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- Kes0
in the sense of 'you haven't got a penis.'
paraselene
(Jun 3 05, 07:26)*touches nose
- lifeinbinary0
what was it?
- tkmeister0
*sit back and pour another glass of cheap pinot grigio.
- Kes0
foucault wrote an interesting essay on "female friendship" and "male friendship" how chics have for centuries had access to each others bodies (do each others hair/makeup, help each other dress, chose clothes etc..) but men have been excluded from each others bodies. And it exacerbates male "hetro" identity and fear and anxiety etc... of homo homo ness. woteva.
do some propa studying Jaline.
- Jaline0
alright then. i agree with the womanly part of the study.
- MrDinky0
uberdesigner
did u date a girl whos name started with a K?
- nick0
haha dinky
- MrDinky0
this was not too long ago.
i met this girl at a club. me and her were dancing and drinking the nite away. it was good old bump and grind. she has a cute smile and cute body. well at least thats what i think since i wore my beer goggles.
after spending loads of money getting her and my self drunk silly. right before they called the last call, me and her decided to ditch my friends and her friends and wonder out on to the street.
we stumpled on to the street laughing adn gigling, eatting some hot dog. just wondering around.
after, she says she is getting tired and she wanted to go home. And as a gentleman, i told her i would ride the cab with her until her place.
part two in 2 min
- Kes0
omg! jaline's a dyke!!
lesbo! lesbo!
;)
- spendogg0
I dated a girl who told me she was aroused by watching animal porn. I didn't know what to say. Maybe "should we take a trip to the zoo?" would've been good
uberdesigner
(Jun 2 05, 17:05)maybe that was a subtle way of asking if you were hung like a horse
- uberdesigner0
ain't saying- that's why I got rid of my original nic. dinky- twice, why? I just describe someone you've dated, didn't I?
- MrDinky0
no really, i dated a girl who was turned on by animal porn and hmm had this thing for her dog.
i wont go any further but just wanted to know if its the same girl
- nick0
dinky walked in on her dog giving her head baaaaaaaaaahhh!!!!!!
- MrDinky0
as we rode our lovely taxi cab, she started to get less 'friendly' i was thinking why o why. maybe her beer goggle is wearing off. DAMN IT. but lest see where this leads. it was about 30 min cab ride. was this $50 dollar cab ride gonna be worth it? i wondered.
as we approched her place, she told me to stay for a bit until i solbered up. BINGO. with my evil grin i nooded.
as we got in to the place, she told me that she had a room mate. and she told me she had to use the washroom first. as she shaked cute as toward the washroom, i hear some yelling coming from the other side. and yelling back from the washroom. than i hear big "THUMP" and OUCH! AH SHIT.. ahh..
i was thinking, o crap she hurt her self. so i rushed toward the washroom. looking for a washroom not sure which was the one. in my dizziness i stumbled in to a room with tiles, ah the wash room. as i gained positure i looked around and saw the cute girl in the bath room trying to get up covered feces.
at that moment, my mind raced to figure out what that situtation was all about. i vaguely remember the yelling about the washroom. but not a moment too soon, i felt this regergitation from my stomach. i leaned toward the toilet, opening the lid, and what i saw were floaties and brown liquid. i felt more sick at the sight and moved toward sink to throw up. none stop over and over. while the girl in the tub covered, my guess, in her own feces.
after few session of throwing up, i just ran out the apartment and threw up even more on the street.
after laying down on the lawn for a while, i called a cab home.
and i threw up more...
an unforgetable nite...
- Jaline0
haha, is that why you had to say 'As a man who considers himself hetrosexual (i.e. i've never fancied a guy), '
- tkmeister0
uhmmm...how do you always manage to get into situations like that.
- MrDinky0
nick, something like that....
i wont say the details...
or should i..
- shellie0
holy shit. omg i never heard that second part either. my fuck god!
- Kes0
well i say that to explain the complexity of the hetrosexual identity. Like the emotion that runs through me when i see an attractive guy is patently different to when i see an attractive woman; who arouses sexual desire in me, whilst the former does not.
- tkmeister0
i wanna hear more, uber!