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- MrDinky0
hah liquid
hope u got what u need out of them !
- tkmeister0
so tell us about your tub girl story.
- MrDinky0
in 30 min
- tkmeister0
*sit back and pour another glass of cheap pinot grigio.
- MrDinky0
this was not too long ago.
i met this girl at a club. me and her were dancing and drinking the nite away. it was good old bump and grind. she has a cute smile and cute body. well at least thats what i think since i wore my beer goggles.
after spending loads of money getting her and my self drunk silly. right before they called the last call, me and her decided to ditch my friends and her friends and wonder out on to the street.
we stumpled on to the street laughing adn gigling, eatting some hot dog. just wondering around.
after, she says she is getting tired and she wanted to go home. And as a gentleman, i told her i would ride the cab with her until her place.
part two in 2 min
- MrDinky0
as we rode our lovely taxi cab, she started to get less 'friendly' i was thinking why o why. maybe her beer goggle is wearing off. DAMN IT. but lest see where this leads. it was about 30 min cab ride. was this $50 dollar cab ride gonna be worth it? i wondered.
as we approched her place, she told me to stay for a bit until i solbered up. BINGO. with my evil grin i nooded.
as we got in to the place, she told me that she had a room mate. and she told me she had to use the washroom first. as she shaked cute as toward the washroom, i hear some yelling coming from the other side. and yelling back from the washroom. than i hear big "THUMP" and OUCH! AH SHIT.. ahh..
i was thinking, o crap she hurt her self. so i rushed toward the washroom. looking for a washroom not sure which was the one. in my dizziness i stumbled in to a room with tiles, ah the wash room. as i gained positure i looked around and saw the cute girl in the bath room trying to get up covered feces.
at that moment, my mind raced to figure out what that situtation was all about. i vaguely remember the yelling about the washroom. but not a moment too soon, i felt this regergitation from my stomach. i leaned toward the toilet, opening the lid, and what i saw were floaties and brown liquid. i felt more sick at the sight and moved toward sink to throw up. none stop over and over. while the girl in the tub covered, my guess, in her own feces.
after few session of throwing up, i just ran out the apartment and threw up even more on the street.
after laying down on the lawn for a while, i called a cab home.
and i threw up more...
an unforgetable nite...
- tkmeister0
uhmmm...how do you always manage to get into situations like that.
- shellie0
holy shit. omg i never heard that second part either. my fuck god!
- MrDinky0
i tend to attract psycho weirdos. thats why Shelile loves me
but i think my guess is that that was an accideient for that tub girl. thats why back when i saw tub girl pic, it didnt shock me. it brought back fond memories..
i been ran over by my ex gfs 3 times. got vcr thrown at my head/ ashtray at my head.. chased around the room with a knife once.. choked while driving..
good times
- MrDinky0
my theory on that nite...
she ran in to wash room cause she had to let a big one go cause alot of alcohol and hot dog dont mix well.. and her roommate must of yelled at her about backed toilet.. so she had to go and decided to go in the tub, but slipped and fell...
- shellie0
oh.. my ... god.
maybe did she have irritable bowel syndrome, fell in the bathtub and shit herself?
i dunno.
- bk_shankz0
She takes a bath in feces?
- shellie0
omg. yours makes so much more sense!
- MrDinky0
well the toilet was blocked with floaties.. so i am guessing it was blocked and she really had to go
- MrDinky0
i didnt think too much about this till the next day when i was laughing my ass off.. and i felt bad for the girl..
never saw her again..
- Phaze0
er...what was she doing covered in chit? was she using it as a herbal savle?
- Phaze0
shit...I got it now..
- MrDinky0
yeah it took me a while why she was covered in her own poo
i was still yacking
- shellie0
hmm now that i look at it i think i like my explaination better. its much more wacky.
she shoulda gone with the floaties. she was funna have a hellava time getting the turds out of the bath!
- shellie0
100!