PVN Anthology III
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- emokid0
but i would probably call my boss names, then i would puke over his pants and spit him in the face and make grunting noises while slapping my penis on his keyboard while i stare at him furiously, then if he fires me i would leave a floater so big that the FEMA needs to be called to get it solved then i would go outside and key his car and go to his house, screw his wife, shoot his dog and eat it, then i would puke it all out again and put it in the freezer and then go back to the office parking lot and shove the frozen puke through his cars window opening and scream at him from there and drop my pants and do some mooning while a plane passes by with a banner which reads: "YOUR INTERN SCREWED YOUR WIFE" and i would leave it at that.
but you know..
i think it is better i don't work for anybody but myself..heh.
Crouwel
(Sep 8 05, 19:03)
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The other day bush said "brownie, you're doing a great job"
haha
mrdobolina
(Sep 9 05, 11:16)I think he was talking to the black guy carrying his golf clubs.
kOna
(Sep 9 05, 11:17)F*CKING CLASSIC!!
- ********0
She's a hack- and so is the art movement in general.
I can shit in a bucket, place banana peels on it, send it in a box around the world, and have a waitress open it-
then have everyone interpret it as art.
I know blind hippies with paintbrushes that make more sense and have more value.
KILLputer
(Sep 11 05, 20:39)HAHHAHA
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What's yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Mal
(Sep 12 05, 05:30)
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hahaha. omg, i don't even know what thread that came from or was in on the conversation, but i know the answer is yoko.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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_bingo
- scarabin0
man, half these aren't funny.
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man, half these aren't funny.
scarabin
(Sep 12 05, 11:46)
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Steve Jobs could crap in a bag, and as long as he puts the Apple logo on outside I would pay $299 for it.
chaztoo
(Sep 9 05, 07:38)
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jokes aside,
you have a solid car that will start and run for the next 10000 miles before it burns up in flames due to electrical problems caused in the mexican factory, because some pendeho dropped a bowl a salsa down in the robot control panel.
good luck
designerror
(Sep 16 05, 05:52)[ about VW Jetta someone just bought ]
- gruntt0
sleep with his wife and then shave her head. make paintbrushes out of that hair and paint a beautiful picture of you making mad passionate love to his (bald) wife. then give it the boss as a birthday gift.
emokid(Sep 16 05, 12:30)
- GrammaSeff0
i hope that design gangsta guy comes and talks some shit and this thread explodes
lvl60
(Oct 4 05, 07:35)
- _salisae_0
everyone is in the pot for stardom
son
(Oct 22 05, 13:08)