Shower @ work
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- paraselene0
yeah, soda! what gruntt said, but with the toothbrush in your hand and a plastic cap hingmy on, that'd be wicked. we have a shower here but i refuse to use it because i get nervous thinking of my co-workers naked and being in a place where they've been naked suggests those kinds of unpleasant images to me in a very strong way. :l
- kelpie0
We have a Paisley shower in our studio.
- chossy0
Sex in a shower dangerous hard awkward wet BRILLIANT! I wish I could remember how sex used to be like I mean I'm practically a virgin now my male hymen is fully grown back and I am all shy again any ladies want to rubbish my reputation again (by rubbish I mean sex me up a bit )
- ********0
If there were a shower at some of the places I've worked there would have been major sex in it,
- kelpie0
"dangerous hard awkward wet BRILLIANT!"
T-shirt slogan of the week award goes to Mr Chossy :)
- ********0
If there were a shower at some of the places I've worked there would have been major sex in it,
JazX
(May 31 05, 06:37)wouldn't that be an electric hazard? bringing yo laptop in't shower?
- soda0
yeah, soda! what gruntt said, but with the toothbrush in your hand and a plastic cap hingmy on, that'd be wicked.
paraselene
(May 31 05, 06:30)I'm gonna do it next meeting, then sit in there with my towel on, legs akimbo, letting the mouse hang out of the house in full view.
- ********0
If there were a shower at some of the places I've worked there would have been major sex in it,
JazX
(May 31 05, 06:37)wouldn't that be an electric hazard? bringing yo laptop in't shower?
Kes
(May 31 05, 06:44)Yes, the genitalia would be at risk. That's what the Risk Management team is for.
- chossy0
pure have a towel round your head and when they are leaving snap them on the arse with the head towel and go ' booyah chief just like back at school'
- pascii0
i once lived a week and a half in a studio without going outside because of a giant cd-rom thing for UBS.
then, i've decided to make no career
- vespa0
we've got unisex loos & showers (bet you'd like that chossy), table football, playstations, an airport lounge full of designer chairs and poofs to relax on, cages made of multi-coloured cables with more designer chairs and poofs to relax on (i know), and all the meeting rooms don't have numbers they have names like "The Che Guavara Room" so no-one can find them.
- kelpie0
i once lived a week and a half in a studio without going outside because of a giant cd-rom thing for UBS.
pascii
(May 31 05, 06:47)was it threatening you? and how big, could you not have outrun it Pascii?
- soda0
an airport lounge full of designer chairs and poofs to relax on
vespaoh lord, I'm trying to ignore that one sooooooooo much....
- vespa0
i knew you'd like that one soda
- soda0
pure have a towel round your head and when they are leaving snap them on the arse with the head towel and go ' booyah chief just like back at school'
chossy
(May 31 05, 06:47)Ha!
I can smell Lynx just thinking about it
- gruntt0
we have a humongous patio at our office. I mean BIG.
ok, ok. it's just the sidewalk in front of the building.
- chossy0
lynx eeeeew, the exact smell a rabbit gets a whiff of before it buys the farm, when they are out poisoning the wee buggers
- soda0
i knew you'd like that one soda
vespa
(May 31 05, 06:51)heh!
*gives vespa the two gun salute with his finger guns and blows off the smoke
- ********0
Want to see my workie work? I got no porch, but a Heliport instead.
- chossy0
me no likey jazx'y me thinky tres ugly.