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- paraselene0
oh ye of little faith, chossy. it's not my fault that the postmen have to switch to ramback at hadrian's wall.
heck, no, kelpie! i don't want your meths! i'm your lifestly coach, remember?
*note: don't offer lowbrow gutter drugs to your lifestyle coach
- chossy0
I have no faith, I also have no nipples but thats a whole other ball of wax.
- kelpie0
that's a nice site imakedesign...
-------------------------------heck, no, kelpie! i don't want your meths! i'm your lifestly coach, remember?
*note: don't offer lowbrow gutter drugs to your lifestyle coach
paraselene
(Jun 1 05, 05:05)hahahahaha, don't kid a kidder Para...
*burps flames
- paraselene0
I have no faith, I also have no nipples but thats a whole other ball of wax.
chossy
(Jun 1 05, 05:07)if it's big enough i bet you could fashion some rather nice nipples.
- chossy0
oh crikey
*put out flaming paraselene with a squirt of kelpies horsey milk (don't dare say what you are thinking)
- chossy0
yeah but they get pure melty in the sun pal
- paraselene0
yeah but they get pure melty in the sun pal
chossy
(Jun 1 05, 05:10)silly fellow. so do the flesh formed human nipples, but you wouldn't know that, i guess.
- Fanco0
not sure if this is what you're looking for. but some cool stuff on this site.
- plamensk10
Thanks folks. That's the one.
http://www.shopcomposition.com
- paraselene0
can you get me one of them thar wood clutches?
i really like them.
but 280, mate, rnh.
- kelpie0
hey Para, hands off, I've been diggin that wood clutch for, like, 10 whole posts.
If you don't back off I'll have to make a really obvious joke using the words "wood" and "clutch", and you don't want that baby, ooooh nooo...
- paraselene0
kelpie, everyone knows that a man of your stature should NEVER carry a clutch, honey. you're a shoulder bag man, truuuuust me.
- kelpie0
ok you asked for it...
- kelpie0
why don't you go clutch my wood Para?!?!?!
CLUTCH IT!!!!
*oh the shame :/
- chossy0
how wood would a wood clutch clutch if a wood clutch could clutch wood, I would would you wood my wood?
I think I ended up gaying myself then :\
- kelpie0
I am now giggling uncontrollably :)
People are looking at me, this does not bode well for my job Choss, you bashturt...
- paraselene0
shouting and sexual innuendo really don't mix!
tone it down in here!
- kelpie0
sorry miss - I promise not to turn this thread the way of all other NT threads...
- chossy0
I'm always shouting when sexing, check it
YEAH I LIKE THAT
WOAH NICE MOVES
NOPE NOT THAT WAY
IT"S NOT TELESCOPIC
WEE FINALLY
YEP I"M TELLING YOU IT"S IN
PULL ON IT AND IT WILL WORK
AND THEM YOU USE A THUMB
HAND ME MY PUTTER
- paraselene0
chossy, i'm uncomfortable with how hard that made me laugh.
putter!
classic!