NEED TALENTED GRAPHIC DESIGNER
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studio A: yes that is our Creative Director naked on our web site
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studio A: putting two and boo together
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studio a: half our designers are blind in one eye. but they cook rather well.
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Studio A: Our lap dances will make you vomit spicy enchiladas.
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Studio A: abc is easy as ... wait, lemme look that one up
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studio A: we are best using Pagemaker
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studio A: we are monkies
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studio A: mind the electrician in the hallway. he's suffering from Parkinson.
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studio a: we give the words 'shitty design' a whole new meaning
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studio A: we are sexy
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Studio A: A huge swimmingpool, a trapeze and 220 volts!
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studio a: what the fuck do you know? you are just a client.
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studio A: we only take cash
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studio A: pay us money to do what we like
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studio A: if you don't like the logo we'll sacrifice a kitten
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studio A: we also provide escort service
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Studio A: Good design gives us hives.
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studio A: whats a CMYK?
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studio A: no, those people at the door are not the feds.. it's what we call performance art.
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studio A: we like to come up with taglines