Fantastic 4 Question
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From the trailer I noticed that the human torch's body temperature is above 200 degrees Farenheit.
Wouldn't this make sex impossible, as he would ejaculate boiling semen? Sure women would think he's cool because he can fly, but I think it would end there.
- ********0
Spicy!
- swollenelbow0
good fuckin question.
- SteveJobs0
that's why he dates super hot women
ba-dum-ching!
- beagle0
he would ejaculate magma...
- mevsthem0
No way when you watch pr0n and the guy jizz's the jizz in her ass she always ALWAYS says MMMMMMM thats WARM.
- bgheen0
perhaps...but atleast he wouldnt have to worry about getting her pregnant.
heat = sterility
- mevsthem0
P.S. they love that shit. Yeah id go into the dirty desert and give her donkey style.
- ********0
Wouldn't he be shooting blanks? I mean the whole point of the male nad sack is to keep the man-seed cool, right?
- ********0
I would rather be the stretchy guy if this is the case
- mevsthem0
LOL
- ********0
And wait...Plastic Man. Would his penis be considered an actual penis or would it be a toy. You know, cause it's plastic and stuff....
- beagle0
it would vaporize before the liquid even touches air...
- mevsthem0
Dr.Doom: don't take of the mask bitch don't take of the mask.
- bgheen0
here's a bigger question...why choose such a stupid comic to make a movie out of?
- ********0
I'd rather be the guy that's always rock hard. Can't disapoint the ladies in any way...probably could use some extra lube though...
- Neuarmy0
best thread ever..
- ********0
he would ejaculate magma...
beagle
(May 24 05, 12:11)
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AAAAAHHAHAHAHAHA!
- mevsthem0
LOL the tick
- ********0
I always thought the Fan4 were a pretty lame comic. Not as lame as the Green Lantern or whatever that really effeninate archer dude was...
- Meeklo0
Tough childhood..
it was super ovbious for his parents to find out when he was beating himself..burnt kleenex/hustlers mags all over the room..
Now I wonder if he needs a asbestos toiet
Imaigine going #2 on a public restroom..
Yeah.. It sucks to be him..
poor guy