hello neighbor
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- swollenelbow
will you please, won't you please, be...my neighbor?
- vb_0
my neighbor is a hor!
- SteveJobs0
dude, i don't even live in the same state as you.
- swollenelbow0
we live on planet earth. we're neighbors son?!
- tkmeister0
there's an apartment just opened up in my floor. move in and you'll be my neighbor.
- dippy0
yeah ok. But only if i can come over every once in a while and raid your fridge.
- swollenelbow0
in my fridge: propel, old english malt liquor, condiments, empty bottle of oj, eggs, cheese, and a bag of almonds for baking purposes.
raid all you want dippy! =)
- todelete__20
this is how we answer the door in my neighborhood.
*yelling
WHO'S AT TEH DOUGH!great s.n.l. skit
- dippy0
sounds like my fridge, elbow. Except without the malt liquor. I'll take that.
- vwsung18t0
sure you can be my neighbor. come take a look at my basement, we've just re-did it....oh, those are just my wax collection of past neighors in giant glass bottles...wait, where are you going?...oh that's just my assistant....just calm down- now igor, flip the switch...
* giant glass bottle falls on new neighbor
- orangemorning0
my neighbor drives a different car every week and is very interested in knowing if my dogs would attack someone that maybe broke in my house...should i be worried? So i'll be your neighbor!
- pascii0
you have fridges
- Jaline0
I live in the suburbs. My neighbours are rich, french people (= hot son included), who buy a new car every few months (they've got about 5 right now), and put in a pool last summer. They make out with various people while taking swims in the pool, and this is quite visible from our kitchen window.
- orangemorning0
i live in a sketchy hood, i think he steals them.
- tkmeister0
Jaline,
i need to move to your neighborhood...
- swollenelbow0
yeah i'm with tk, can you take a few snap shots next time there's a bit of that face sucking? maybe i'll move...
are you in canada J?