Why we beat russia to the moon
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- mayo0
and you think it shouldn't?
:P
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Well, it would make for a lot of fun. Man I would love to hear the communication transcripts after the Space Station gets a case of Smirnoff.
"What's that Houston? Well you can go fuck yourself..."
In space no one can hear you toss your cookies...
- brandelec0
nice monobrow!
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Monobrows! Yes! Reason two why we beat the russians to the moon. No american astronaut would sport a monobrow, aka unibrow..
- mayo0
There's a russian festival tomorrow. I'll probably drink until i think i'm an astonaut, sing Major Tom and then cry in my pelmeni.
Hey TheTick? Is your name after the comic or cartoon? If so, i got a little Arthur toy on my monitor stand. Ever since he wore a clip on tie, he's endeared himself to me.
SPOON!
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Spoooon!!!
And Arthur is a moth, not a bunny.
The comic is genius and the cartoon was the best thing to ever happen to saturday morning TVfor like a year and a half.
Ninjas..haha..sorry...
- mayo0
I never said he was a bunny. or are you referring to what he was commonly confused as in the cartoon?
I swear, i want a mascot like Speak. That mustaches scared me so much i laughed until i peed.
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"Hey you're the guy that made my friends head hot!"
- mayo0
"I'm a giant tongue!...and i can taste *EVERYTHING*!"
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"The night is young and we have umbrellas in our drinks.
- mayo0
Arthur: Oh no! he's been turned into a two-headed parrot that can only speak high-school french!
The Tick: Ou est la Tour Eiffel?!?!!?
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"You know Arthur, when you spend two months riding around on a really big man, you start to learn a few things about yourself. You learn that it is a really great thing to stay on Earth and live in a place that has no arms or legs of its own. And most importantly, Arthur, you learn how to close you eyes and tell yourself that this just isn't happening to me. So, did you miss me?"
- mayo0
"Guns don't hurt people, choke holds hurt people"
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"Supermodels usually don't date guys who live in the dirt."
- mayo0
"ooooooohh! I got scammed by a monkey!"
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"I don't know the meaning of the word surrender! I mean, I know it, I'm not dumb...just not in this context."
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- mayo0
"Say what you will about me! I comprehend very little of it anyway!"
- mayo0
HAhahahaha
http://www.cs.nmsu.edu/~dcook/qu…but some of the ones i posted were from memory, too.
You play a good game TheTick. I look forward to our next battle: Cow & Chicken!
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mayo - I could do this all night..but there is a few nubile young things and a bunch of tall, sweaty glasses with cool drinks in them waiting for me.
"Arthur, you have no historical perspective. Science in those days worked in broad strokes. They got right to the point. Nowadays, it's all just molecule, molecule, molecule. Nothing ever happens big."
How true.