Job Prospects 2005
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What are the hot jobs for the grads of 2005 you ask? Well ask no more, as here is the compiled top ten hot job prospects for our current crop of Bright Young Things here in Bush's Glowing Economy (TM):
1)Teaching: Teaching children wthout being assaulted by, or intimate with them
2)Social Work: Stopping dudes from marrying other dudes.
3)Self-Employment: Posting to your blog that you have a cold
4)Politics: Pointlessly yelling back and forth about serious things
5) Media: Mocking, exploiting, or living with quasi-celebrities on VH-1
6) Theology: Doing unto others until they worship like you
7) Automobile Design: Engineering a SUV big enough to block out the sun
8) Medicine: Treating 4+ hour erectile dysfunction medication overdoses. And publicly NOT endorsing contraception of any means.
9) Economics: Getting richer (if you already are rich) or getting poorer (if you are already poor.
10) Advertising: Marketing a lifestle of gluttony and morbid obesity to slothful customers of consumer goods companies.
A bright future for America!!!
Brought to you by Bush-Cheney 2008. We will run and win again!
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any new grad will have hard time finding a job
- ********0
I hear the army is looking to hire...
- johndiggity0
haha. you must be the guy who writes jon stewart's jokes.
- ********0
yeah join the army . to show that you are support bush
- ********0
Hmm, let's see..an engineered war, a crappy economy, lots of young dudes looking for work...wow, it almost seems like... a ...a...conspiracy of some kind...
- jevad0
welcome to the 80's
- ********0
join the counter-conspiracy conspiracy movement
call Micheal Moores
- ********0
" to show that you are support bush"?? Dude, I love the syntax. All your Bush are us.
- ********0
with that attitude, you wont get hired
- ********0
The 80's again? Damn, I lived though it once, don't need to again. And it ain't the 80's until Guns and Roses puts out another album. That's what would make it all official and everything. Oh and a military career in the 80's was really unexciting. At least now you know you can shoot people and shit...
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stream I'm 38 and have my own company. I do the hiring. Thanks for playing, try again.
- ********0
that was meant to be a joke
not an insult
- ********0
some people get insecure and do name / title / age play
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Ah, well the tone of your typography made it difficult ot discern if you were responding in a ironic tone or not. One of the many hazards of the internet.
- ********0
indeed
let me restate..
with THAT attitude, YOU wont get a JOB
helpful?
- Hello-Sexy0
i think there are more jobs now then there have been in the last 2.5 years.
internet dollars are increaing, marketing departments are finally realizing the benefits of a strong online brand... not just being online....
- ********0
No, no help there really stream. Still sounds like your mocking me, but now in larger type...
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"wItH tHAt aTTitUdE yOu wON't fInD a jOb"
better?
- ********0
Nope. Sorry. Now you sound like a sixteen year old trying to be cool. It happens to certain insecure people I know...
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well at 16, typing like that is cool, when viewed by other 16 year olds..
i was just trying to level down