Motorway Driving
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- waynepixel
I past me test on monday, and I am just about to go for a drive on the motorway for the first time on my own.
Any advise tips. Oho shit a brick!.
- paraselene0
i think you will find that in this country the motorists tend to favour the left-hand side of the road.
who knew?
- designerror0
floor it!
- waynepixel0
I have been on the motorway before but only with friends. I am all on my own this time. How fast again.
- Nairn0
crank up on amphetamines booze and pot - (maybe some mushrooms*, too, of course) and go like there's no tomorrow! (ignore loud wails accompanied by flashing blue lights)
..because there probably won't.
* from http://www.thepsychedeli.co.uk , of course - courtesy of your favourite NT legit drug dealer
:)
"Spam like there's no tomorrow...
..because there probably won't."
- Kes0
motorway drivin's pretty easy i find. Just go in a straight line, not too taxing. u get used to the speed right quick.
- madeGB0
Don't drive like an old bastardo in the middle lane doing about 50!!! ggrrrr!!
- Nairn0
the only thing that bothers me about motorway driving is the occasional realisation that you're hurtling forward at 95mph, boxed in between two bigger cars than yours and lots of concrete.
Pot tends to quell that panic, luckily.
- SteveJobs0
Driving safety tips from Steve Jobs:
1. use your horn in unison with the accellerator when at all possible.
2. if there are passengers in the car, assure them: "don't worry folks, i've seen this done on tv!"
3. in the event of a car accident, drive off as soon as possible to find help. someones life could be in your hands!
- madeGB0
Just watch your blind spot. If someone slow tries to overtake you, you can quite easily miss them, and side-swipe them if you wanna change lane.