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- chossy0
oh jees have you been self harming with barry manilow and chest burning MX yo uare a bit of a freaky deaky dooky wooky .
- kelpie0
nah, you were definately talking about wanking mx ;)
- kelpie0
Bazza your usual onanistic soundtrack? ;)
- paraselene0
good morning, mx! welcome and beinvenue.
chossy clearly meant synapses, as in there are synapses firing all over the goddamn foxhole today, matey! he's a neural kind o' fellah.
as for the suit: ahem, sorry to leave you hanging like that, i had to go blast off to magma and play around with some books. the suit itself, my man, is exactly as kelpie has described it, but only more so. it cost him pretty goddamned penny by my clock as well, since it was custom built in nasa's labs.
- ********0
sleep deprivation and Barry Manilow are like morphine in my present condition, the cleavage burn has nothing to do with it, merely an old wound from days of bravado gone by.
- kelpie0
TheyWorkForMe.
- paraselene0
ouch! barry manilow. this is some sort of monosadomasochismmarathon thing that the kids are doing these days?
- ********0
Bazza your usual onanistic soundtrack? ;)
kelpie
(May 19 05, 08:48)na, the rushing of blood in my ears usually suffices as a musical backdrop.
- chossy0
cheers paraselene she may take her time but she gets there in the end god damn it who said she didn't tell who said it and by wodens beard I'll have at you coem forth and identify yourself prepare for a belter of a hiding.
- chossy0
I don't make sense I tried to read what I just typed and I couldn't fathom what I typed do you guys just secretly humour me but secretly lothe and ignore my density of brain :'( I like me if no one else does.
- chossy0
come on only ten to go and Kelpie can strut around like double o freakin seven up in here :)
- ********0
cheers paraselene she may take her time but she gets there in the end god damn it who said she didn't tell who said it and by wodens beard I'll have at you coem forth and identify yourself prepare for a belter of a hiding.
chossy
(May 19 05, 08:54)what a way with words young chosster, "may take her time but get's there in the end" now I have a mental image of an autin allegro...
- paraselene0
that must be a spot on description actually, chossy, because you've certainly put the correct picture into mx's head. i've always maintained that, had i been born a car, it would have been an allegro.
- ********0
course we like you chossy, just that mummy says you're not allowed to come to our house anymore after the hamster incident...
- chossy0
I sat on MX's hampster and it sounded like a biscuit breaking :( If I was born a car I would be triumph stag weird looking but fully rad when you get to know it.
- paraselene0
don't let that mx make you feel shy about hamsters, that's for damn sure! all global knowledge about what a young hamster can endure, we owe to faithful ond experimentation.
and on the subject of whether or not you make any kind of god-given sense, young chossy (which, for some reason, is a topic of debate that we have touched on more than once this afternoon), i am a firm supporter of the international chossy style and believe that those who don't get it will most likely be standing in doorframes when the end comes and not out there on the horizon staring the apocalypse in it's big brown eye. so there.
- paraselene0
it's
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itsdamn it all to hell. i'm supposed to know the difference between those two words even if nobody else does. rnh.
- ********0
3 to go before we can put kelpie to one side and get ripped into something else children
- paraselene0
make that two!
- paraselene0
100!