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- ********0
I'd be 40 when he is 10, you stupid or something, no way I will do that.
Lesk
(May 18 05, 06:56)Better than being 40 when he's 20.
trust me on this one... All the hot chiocks you want and lust after like the deviant predator you are will be wooed by his youthfullness whilst you grow even more bitter and twisted.
- Lesk0
Man I see it already, me kids listening to the new ''rap'' and I'm yelling at them to turn that shit down and go to their rooms, after they turned of the stereo and are in thier rooms crying, and turn it back on and breakdance, when they come running down the stairs and see me, i'd be like ''how the fuck do I turn this shit off!'' ''no virtual reality for a month, your grounded''
- kelpie0
I take it all back, a model of potential parentage you are, my man.
Good luck to you :)
- mirola0
i wasn't ever ready but my son has made my life considerably better in myriad ways.
- Lesk0
Nah, he my best friend in public not my son, ''how about we gangbang them 3 over there?'' ''how about them 5?''
*inner selfs grins, what have I created!
- pascii0
omg! they will have britney as the madonna of their generation
- Jaline0
NO. Don't align Britney with Madonna. Madonna is at least twice as good.
- Jaline0
and I think she has better parenting skills :(
- Lesk0
I rather have Lindsay Lohan as madonna. Hee hee.
- tim5250
Lesk from the sounds of it, you are not ready. Having a child is a great responsibility. Your life will change forever.
- ********0
Lesk you're 20 right?
If she's not pregnant already wear a rubber and do us all a favour.
- Flashy0
About 4 weeks and counting until my first. I'm looking forward to meeting him.
- Lesk0
Actually, what makes you think I'm not ready, I'm dead sure I'd be able to talk to my son telepatically, little babies on the street already look at me as if I was shinny and golden.
- Jaline0
About 4 weeks and counting until my first. I'm looking forward to meeting him.
Flashy
(May 18 05, 07:17)awwww...congratulations! have a name yet?
- blueless0
I didn't think I was until I met my daughter -
She changed me. Love for your own child is like no other.
- Lesk0
About 4 weeks and counting until my first. I'm looking forward to meeting him.
Flashy
(May 18 05, 07:17)Don't tell the doctor touch his butt, flick him in the stomach or something.
Step 1 into preventing your son to grow up to be a faggot, and if a girl she won't be a cum guzzling gutter slut.
- ********0
Lesk you are a total cock.
- tim5250
nevermind lesk. i meant no disrespect. i'm sure you're a nice guy. but seriously what makes you think you are ready? be specific.
- ********0
Make sure your breeding partner is very, very attractive, it will allow your kids to have better things in life. Don't listen to those people that say otherwise.
High cheekbones, etc.
On that note....
*starts up 2005 Mustang Convertible heading for Sperm Bank
$300 a pop baby!
- blaw0
congrats, flashy! good luck and have fun. take extra care of mom, too.
blueless, your daughter is beautiful. but you already knew that, 'eh?