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- tehgee0
cuz im ganxta
no fo reals
- ********0
Girl, you need to get yourself some Butter Beans and get on with it...
- tehgee0
why bother
- brains0
oh shhhhhnap !!
no you didn't !
tara. get dem buddabeans. den sendem dis way.
- tehgee0
i dont needem
- ********0
Don't be so uptight...
Accept the Butter Beans an' everything gonna be alright...
No woman no cry.
- tehgee0
ive had an orgasm in my mouth before... aLOT
- brains0
but it's a TEXTURE orgasm. cripes tara gee, just let it be.
- tehgee0
cream?
- brains0
ginger baker was quite fantastic. otherwise. ho hum.
- ********0
tehgee, you grossly misunderstood Butter Beans, you should have read the press release.
It does not simulate an orgasm in your mouth, thats disgusting.
What it does is give your entire body an orgasm. Apparently it's texture does something to your tongue that triggers the smae spot in your brain that gives you an orgasmic feeling.
the Butter Beans themself taste and appear like normal candy...
- tehgee0
oh... my bad
- ********0
Did you really think it was what you first said?
Who would want to buy a candy like that.... nasty.
- brains0
yeah, I mean, I'd never do that..
.. again.
- tehgee0
i told u to summarize it!
- ********0
And I did, did you read my summary?
- tehgee0
guess not :P
heh
- ********0
Oh... ok I see how my summary might have thrown you off... i just reread it.
But listen.. I know my posts are often long, but you would be doing yourself a service to read them in full. you will walk the earth having been better informed on the beauty of life.
As practice, you might want to read my Butter Bean post in it's entirety.
- tehgee0
nah
u bore me
- ********0
Oh, I see...
Well then, good day white woman.